First off,
http://wigu.com/overcompensating/pictures/git.png
He totally deserved that.
I know Sabrina and Brian already know about this, but just to let all of my loyal readers know, NiN is touring again. This time they're touring with Bauhaus. The show is on July 1st, starts at 7:00 p.m, and will be at the First Midwest Bank Ampitheatre(the place formally known as the Tweeter Center, or New World Music Theater for us old folks). Tickets go on Sale this Saturday at 11 a.m. and go from 20 for lawn to 47 for seats.
I've been all figity and wierd today. I cannot sit still no matter how much I try. I think someone has been injecting caffeine into my blood when I'm not looking. It's good that I've got next month's library program stuff to work on then. Next month is national poetry month. Plus, the first week of April is national library week! w00t!! Go libraries!!! There's just one problem with me working on this programming info. Dreamweaver keeps crashing on me. It crashed a bunch on me yesterday that pissed me off, but it wasn't nearly as bad as today. So far I've lost hours of work four times.
FOUR TIMES!!!
FOUR!!!
FOUR TIMES!!!!!!!!!
FOUR FUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Starts roaring and smashing stuff in his office*
Each time it crashed, my saved files ended up being corrupted and I had to start over again. Around 2 I was so pissed off, people walking by could probably see waves of rage emanating from my body. I'm all better now ^_^. The program stuff isn't finished yet, but I still have a day to go, I'm not going to stress over it anymore today.
I saw the most shocking thing in my e-mail this morning. It was a good job post by Karen. She actually wrote me and said I was doing good. She's being nice, somethings up. I need to be on my guard more than ever now.
Oh, a message for everyone that I work with. Yes, the book I'm reading is big. No its not 1000's of pages, its actually 823 pages long. Yes, I've read longer books before. You don't know how I can read something that big? I tell you how. I graduated from shitty 200 page paperbacks in 6th grade. I like stories with involved plotlines. Put down that romance novel and try reading something with a little substance and maybe big books won't be intimidating in the future.
And since I'm being mean. Janet, you're great, but I can hear you laughing in Romeoville from my office in Bolingbrook. Its time to turn down the volume. Hrm, you know what? I think I'd like to talk about the children's department a little more. Guess what people. If the printer is printing a bunch of copies of the same print job, its not the printer, its the little kids hitting print too much. I know you asked and they said they only hit print once, but they're lying. Kids lie. If a kid thinks telling the true will have even the tiniest of chances of getting him in trouble, that kid will lie like a dog. Wendy recently called me to come over and fix a printer. She told me it was printing out a bunch of copies of this one girls poem. The girl said she hit print once and the printer started freaking out. I cancelled all the print jobs and told the girl to try and print out her poem. She clicks print
*click*
*click click click*
*clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick*.
Whoa! wtf are you doing? (no I didn't actually say wtf, I wish I could though). "It didn't print so I clicked it again." Wendy is standing there next to me witnessing the whole thing. Once the printer starts spewing out the 30+ print jobs this little girl queued up, Wendy actually comments on what a waste of paper it is and she wishes I knew how to fix the printer. Yeah thats right. It's a faulty printer that's causing all that wasted paper. Couldn't be anything else. *rolls eyes*
By the way, what is up with the body funk these kids are carrying around. Holy hell my eyes were watering around this little girl. I salute all you brave librarians who have to put up with the smell.
http://wigu.com/overcompensating/pictures/git.png
He totally deserved that.
I know Sabrina and Brian already know about this, but just to let all of my loyal readers know, NiN is touring again. This time they're touring with Bauhaus. The show is on July 1st, starts at 7:00 p.m, and will be at the First Midwest Bank Ampitheatre(the place formally known as the Tweeter Center, or New World Music Theater for us old folks). Tickets go on Sale this Saturday at 11 a.m. and go from 20 for lawn to 47 for seats.
I've been all figity and wierd today. I cannot sit still no matter how much I try. I think someone has been injecting caffeine into my blood when I'm not looking. It's good that I've got next month's library program stuff to work on then. Next month is national poetry month. Plus, the first week of April is national library week! w00t!! Go libraries!!! There's just one problem with me working on this programming info. Dreamweaver keeps crashing on me. It crashed a bunch on me yesterday that pissed me off, but it wasn't nearly as bad as today. So far I've lost hours of work four times.
FOUR TIMES!!!
FOUR!!!
FOUR TIMES!!!!!!!!!
FOUR FUCKING TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Starts roaring and smashing stuff in his office*
Each time it crashed, my saved files ended up being corrupted and I had to start over again. Around 2 I was so pissed off, people walking by could probably see waves of rage emanating from my body. I'm all better now ^_^. The program stuff isn't finished yet, but I still have a day to go, I'm not going to stress over it anymore today.
I saw the most shocking thing in my e-mail this morning. It was a good job post by Karen. She actually wrote me and said I was doing good. She's being nice, somethings up. I need to be on my guard more than ever now.
Oh, a message for everyone that I work with. Yes, the book I'm reading is big. No its not 1000's of pages, its actually 823 pages long. Yes, I've read longer books before. You don't know how I can read something that big? I tell you how. I graduated from shitty 200 page paperbacks in 6th grade. I like stories with involved plotlines. Put down that romance novel and try reading something with a little substance and maybe big books won't be intimidating in the future.
And since I'm being mean. Janet, you're great, but I can hear you laughing in Romeoville from my office in Bolingbrook. Its time to turn down the volume. Hrm, you know what? I think I'd like to talk about the children's department a little more. Guess what people. If the printer is printing a bunch of copies of the same print job, its not the printer, its the little kids hitting print too much. I know you asked and they said they only hit print once, but they're lying. Kids lie. If a kid thinks telling the true will have even the tiniest of chances of getting him in trouble, that kid will lie like a dog. Wendy recently called me to come over and fix a printer. She told me it was printing out a bunch of copies of this one girls poem. The girl said she hit print once and the printer started freaking out. I cancelled all the print jobs and told the girl to try and print out her poem. She clicks print
*click*
*click click click*
*clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick*.
Whoa! wtf are you doing? (no I didn't actually say wtf, I wish I could though). "It didn't print so I clicked it again." Wendy is standing there next to me witnessing the whole thing. Once the printer starts spewing out the 30+ print jobs this little girl queued up, Wendy actually comments on what a waste of paper it is and she wishes I knew how to fix the printer. Yeah thats right. It's a faulty printer that's causing all that wasted paper. Couldn't be anything else. *rolls eyes*
By the way, what is up with the body funk these kids are carrying around. Holy hell my eyes were watering around this little girl. I salute all you brave librarians who have to put up with the smell.