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4209 N.E. University Way
Seattle Wa. 98105
206.632.0201
These are conversations that happen with people in a tattoo shop, don't be a douch bag and be the same... Example
Hanz: so, why are you getting this kanji, that says good and evil, and love?
Stupid customer chic: ya.. you know...ummm... It means alot, I don't get tattoos that don't mean anything. Its like...umm.... when I was younger my friends use to say that I had too much to give, and ummm..... It's like life you know... good and evil...ya know....plus, I wanted to get something original. I think making one red, the other one blue and one black would be cool, what do you think..
Hanz:...................
Stupid customer chic: I don't know... I figured no one has it like that. Have you ever done anything like this?
Hanz:......... no, of course I have never done the same kanji tattoos that everyone has dealing with good, evil or love. As a matter of fact I have never even done a single tribal tattoo or have never heard a customer say "YEA, I have been thinking about getting a sleeve, but I really don't know what I want yet."
Stupid customer chic: Awesome, I am glad that this tattoo is original. I have never seen anything like it.
Hanz: (runs to the restroom, and shoots himself in the face with a gun)
OR... ALTERNATE ENDING
Hanz: so, why are you getting this kanji, that says good and evil, and love?
Stupid customer chic: ya.. you know...ummm... It means alot, I don't get tattoos that don't mean anything. Its like...umm.... when I was younger my friends use to say that I had too much to give, and ummm..... It's like life you know... good and evil...ya know....plus, I wanted to get something original. I think making one red, the other one blue and one black would be cool, what do you think..
Hanz:...................
Stupid customer chic: I don't know... I figured no one has it like that. Have you ever done anything like this?
Hanz:......... no, of course I have never done the same kanji tattoos that everyone has dealing with good, evil or love. As a matter of fact I have never even done a single tribal tattoo or have never heard a customer say "YEA, I have been thinking about getting a sleeve, but I really don't know what I want yet."
Stupid customer chic: Awesome, I am glad that this tattoo is original. I have never seen anything like it.
Hanz: (takes off gloves and walks to the back room and grabs a hammer and charges client and ruthlessly beats Stupid customer chic to a pulp) YOU DUMB ASS!!!!!!!! I HATE KANJI AND TRIBAL TATTOOS!!!! DIE..
BETTER?
Hanz The King of Pirates
4209 N.E. University Way
Seattle Wa. 98105
206.632.0201
These are conversations that happen with people in a tattoo shop, don't be a douch bag and be the same... Example
Hanz: so, why are you getting this kanji, that says good and evil, and love?
Stupid customer chic: ya.. you know...ummm... It means alot, I don't get tattoos that don't mean anything. Its like...umm.... when I was younger my friends use to say that I had too much to give, and ummm..... It's like life you know... good and evil...ya know....plus, I wanted to get something original. I think making one red, the other one blue and one black would be cool, what do you think..
Hanz:...................
Stupid customer chic: I don't know... I figured no one has it like that. Have you ever done anything like this?
Hanz:......... no, of course I have never done the same kanji tattoos that everyone has dealing with good, evil or love. As a matter of fact I have never even done a single tribal tattoo or have never heard a customer say "YEA, I have been thinking about getting a sleeve, but I really don't know what I want yet."
Stupid customer chic: Awesome, I am glad that this tattoo is original. I have never seen anything like it.
Hanz: (runs to the restroom, and shoots himself in the face with a gun)
OR... ALTERNATE ENDING
Hanz: so, why are you getting this kanji, that says good and evil, and love?
Stupid customer chic: ya.. you know...ummm... It means alot, I don't get tattoos that don't mean anything. Its like...umm.... when I was younger my friends use to say that I had too much to give, and ummm..... It's like life you know... good and evil...ya know....plus, I wanted to get something original. I think making one red, the other one blue and one black would be cool, what do you think..
Hanz:...................
Stupid customer chic: I don't know... I figured no one has it like that. Have you ever done anything like this?
Hanz:......... no, of course I have never done the same kanji tattoos that everyone has dealing with good, evil or love. As a matter of fact I have never even done a single tribal tattoo or have never heard a customer say "YEA, I have been thinking about getting a sleeve, but I really don't know what I want yet."
Stupid customer chic: Awesome, I am glad that this tattoo is original. I have never seen anything like it.
Hanz: (takes off gloves and walks to the back room and grabs a hammer and charges client and ruthlessly beats Stupid customer chic to a pulp) YOU DUMB ASS!!!!!!!! I HATE KANJI AND TRIBAL TATTOOS!!!! DIE..
BETTER?
Hanz The King of Pirates
Stupid people deserve to be kicked in the head.