Just got snapped looking at porn and having a masti...
Had a raging hard on, going at it with one hand then I hear foot steps, I scramble for clothes, manage to put some league shorts on then boom she storms through the door, I'm half naked with a raging boner coming through the shorts... she looks down, and ask's what I was doing, I was like oh you know man stuff. My place was a mess, I had done some manscaping as well and hadn't finished cleaning up yet. I knew I should have just had a shower instead of rubbing out a few knuckle kids.
FML
will up date later......
EDIT
Fuck, how did I ever get caught like that. I felt like such a moron, If she had come in 10 seconds earlier I would have been doing the naked man. Then I spent the next hour, trying to contain said erection....
Some of you are probably wondering what league shorts look like...
Excuse the muscular thick thighs and and my pasty white skin, it is winter in New Zealand at the moment.
Some of you are probably wondering what League is, well my preferred sport is Rugby League. check the video...
Awesome right, I love this game...
I was checking out Venom's Blog and she had a picture of her when she was a kid, My mum found out how to use a scanner so my Facebook has been piling up with photos of me as a kid, so I thought I would show you peeps.
My grandfather and I, this is where I get my Samoan from...
My cousins and I chilling at the Auckland museum.... Check out my mums wicked hairdo.
I have found my Halloween costume! Kenny Powers! Check him out in the video below.
Now if you will excuse me I have some business to take care of...
SH... OUT!
Here is catflap's picture for today's blog...
Had a raging hard on, going at it with one hand then I hear foot steps, I scramble for clothes, manage to put some league shorts on then boom she storms through the door, I'm half naked with a raging boner coming through the shorts... she looks down, and ask's what I was doing, I was like oh you know man stuff. My place was a mess, I had done some manscaping as well and hadn't finished cleaning up yet. I knew I should have just had a shower instead of rubbing out a few knuckle kids.
FML
will up date later......
EDIT
Fuck, how did I ever get caught like that. I felt like such a moron, If she had come in 10 seconds earlier I would have been doing the naked man. Then I spent the next hour, trying to contain said erection....
Some of you are probably wondering what league shorts look like...
Excuse the muscular thick thighs and and my pasty white skin, it is winter in New Zealand at the moment.
Some of you are probably wondering what League is, well my preferred sport is Rugby League. check the video...
Awesome right, I love this game...
I was checking out Venom's Blog and she had a picture of her when she was a kid, My mum found out how to use a scanner so my Facebook has been piling up with photos of me as a kid, so I thought I would show you peeps.
My grandfather and I, this is where I get my Samoan from...
My cousins and I chilling at the Auckland museum.... Check out my mums wicked hairdo.
I have found my Halloween costume! Kenny Powers! Check him out in the video below.
Now if you will excuse me I have some business to take care of...
SH... OUT!
Here is catflap's picture for today's blog...
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melluka:
Yeah I was in my bed... Not sure how I got home but I woke up at home... In just my underwear... Lol and now I have to work and do it all again tonight... Don't think I'm going to drink tho... But that's always my famous last words... Lol I hope this is all spelt right. I am doing it on my blackberry and its super small... Lol
riddly:
LMAO hahahahaha you have no idea how hard I was laughing with what you said and the picture. Ahhh that made my day thanks 