To all people of the female persuasion:
Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT ever tell someone you had a crush on them way back when. Though simultaneously flattering, it enlivens the pure spirit of ennui that when combined with PBR will create an unstoppable monster known as listless regret.
I once paid two friends, one a friend of the female likeness I had a crush on, to kiss each other. You know, to practice and all. Well. I was you know, wanting to be the payee instead of the payer.
What was her quote tonight after she brought the subject came up tonight over AIM (six years later)?
"I would have totally kissed you for free at the time."
What the hell is this? It's just not nice to bring this up if you're trying to be friends. Mostly cos I'm a guy and by definition prone to regret.
This all leads me back to them though. The calvalcade of regrets.. those ones I let slip away. Some of you were married.. and I was an ass to care. But you know. That's the my lot.
Jennifer
Christy
Rebecca
Kandace
I'll leave the light on.
Do not, and I repeat, DO NOT ever tell someone you had a crush on them way back when. Though simultaneously flattering, it enlivens the pure spirit of ennui that when combined with PBR will create an unstoppable monster known as listless regret.
I once paid two friends, one a friend of the female likeness I had a crush on, to kiss each other. You know, to practice and all. Well. I was you know, wanting to be the payee instead of the payer.
What was her quote tonight after she brought the subject came up tonight over AIM (six years later)?
"I would have totally kissed you for free at the time."
What the hell is this? It's just not nice to bring this up if you're trying to be friends. Mostly cos I'm a guy and by definition prone to regret.
This all leads me back to them though. The calvalcade of regrets.. those ones I let slip away. Some of you were married.. and I was an ass to care. But you know. That's the my lot.
Jennifer
Christy
Rebecca
Kandace
I'll leave the light on.
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Sorry I got back to you so late but I got both sad and busy so I was being a bad SG friend.
Anyway, have you had a chance to check out FunkTion's ass some more???
Per your journal entry: I know all about that. I'm just finding out that while I was in law school there were like a few guys that I was friends with that actually had a crush on me. I was in a relationship at the time so I guess that's why they never said anything. But it's funny now to hear the things that were said about me that I never knew about. And it's not like they didn't have chances to tell me. We were all really good friends.
Oh and my one regret is this guy that really liked me while I was in college. We worked together but I was dating some other jerk we worked with so as much as I liked this guy I didn't pursue it. He eventually moved away and joined the army or something like that. I think he might be married now.*sigh*
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