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Thursday Jun 22, 2006

Jun 22, 2006
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Dear Mr. So and So,

Thank you for purchasing my bicycle at the price I wanted. I know you tried to lowball me with your bargaining prowess, which I appreciate. I told you that was too little on the phone. Predictably, you called back with a higher, more appropriate number. You see, I had planned for your bargaining and simply listed the bicycle for above what I wanted for it. You bargained down to the price I wanted to sell it for originally. Strange that the system works that way, yet we all feel like we got a good deal.

Oh, and I lied to you about how much I paid for it originally. Sorry. I also sold the back fender, even though I listed that in the advert. I guess that's how it goes. Anyway, I hope you love the bicycle as much or more than I did.

Okay, I'm out for the day. Maybe I'll get a chance to ride my new bicycle today. Maybe not. Today the family is celebrating my graduation. I still can't believe it. I guess that's life.

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
decedent:
you maniacal genius..
Jun 22, 2006
corpho:
I suck at haggling. I'm more in the "Here, take my money already! Skip the song and dance!" school.
Jun 23, 2006

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