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The Pirate Dance
SCENE 1:
The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, Yo whats your problem? The camera zooms directly on a pirates mouth, which states Get out of here now. and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninjas mouth with says No, but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates dont explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like This cant be happening! The hippo says Guess what, it is. and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says lets rock brother. They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja cant concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest friggn dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.
The End
-I dont know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.
That made me laugh so much i cried!!!
42 Random's -
The 42 most random questions!
1. Something purple within 5 feet of you.
Nothing
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own?
ooooo that would be telling
3. Your nails were last painted:
The other day
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?
An orange
5. How much Japanese do you know?
A few bits, enough to get me places!
6. Do you look good in yellow?
Fuck yes! I look good in anything baby
7. Do you sing?
Most the time
8. Ever danced naked in front of a crowd?
Not today
9. Do you spit?
When i have to
11. Least favorite color?
Brown
12. Ever had Dippin' Dots?
You what?
13. Ever played an instrument?
Used to play the Volin and now i currently play bass
14. Who was your favorite power ranger?
Pink one! I wanted to be as cool as her!
15. Do you believe in Big Foot?
Yeaaaa why not
16. Ever been to a palm reader?
nope
17. Last Pez dispenser you had?
Daffy duck
18. Had sex in your current car?
Secret
19. Did you have a good weekend?
Yes, it was very sexual
20. What are you thinking about right now?
Getting dressed and taking last nights make up off
22. How is today going for you?
Not too bad thanx, yourself?
23. Any plans for tonight?
Hanging out at a mates
24. Ever have stitches?
nope
26. If you could be anywhere right now where would you want to be?
In space
27. Do you find Smurfette sexy?
not so much, now papa smurf thats a different story
28. Current disappointment?
My mums mothers day present hasnt come yet
29. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
Yes a smelly foot! Looks so sexy i want to eat it
30. Do you have plants in your room?
Nope
31. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
Ice cold water
32. Last piece of mail opened?
Car insurance
33. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My thighs
34. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
London
35. Last alcoholic drink you had?
white wine last night
36. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
No way u sick head
37. What do you want people to remember about you when you die?
How amazing i was!
38. What were you doing at 9 PM last night?
Getting ready to go out
39. What is your favorite drink at Starbucks?
Dont really go there!
41. Ever turn someone's kiss down?
Only if they ask if they can kiss me! I liked to be taken by surprise!
42. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
No chance
Sorry that was a bit long and pointless!
This probably has to be one of the funnest site to go on at 2 in the morning after a night out!!!
Get pumped!!
The Pirate Dance
SCENE 1:
The scene opens up with some soft annoying music to get the audience super pissed. The camera will show a bunch of pirates eating chicken buttholes. Fortunately, a ninja sees everything and realizes what a bunch of bull crap it is. So this one ninja walks up to them and is like, Yo whats your problem? The camera zooms directly on a pirates mouth, which states Get out of here now. and buttholes fall all over the silverware. Then the camera cuts to the ninjas mouth with says No, but nothing gross happens. The audience then sees ninja pull out a huge guitar which is really medium sized and wails. But the pirates dont explode, they start to dance.........hard, harder than the hardest blackest boner alive. And when they dance, the pirates look like a bunch of crabby and stupid moms. Everybody in the entire world craps their pants laughing at the pure stupidity of the pirates. But the ninja has A.D.D. and starts losing energy/power and the pirates start stopping dancing. (There will be some suspense filled violins and guitars playing so that the audience gets scared and/or pumped-scared.) In several motions, the pirates come toward the ninja. BUT, out of nowhere this bad ass lake appears and a huge hippo busts out of it hard. Water sprays everywhere, including the pirates shirts (which causes their boobs to barely appear through their shirts). Most pirates are like This cant be happening! The hippo says Guess what, it is. and slaps five with ninja pretty hard. And the ninja says lets rock brother. They both pull out expensive guitars and start wailing on them really really hard. Since the ninja cant concentrate, the hippo thoughtfully guides his hand, because they are blood brothers till the end of time and space. Then the pirates all morph into this tiny diaper and the hippo and ninja morph into a super poop-filled baby that takes the biggest friggn dump in the pirate/diaper. The pirates scream turns into a crap-gargle (this will make audience laugh gregariously). The ninja's A.D.D. heals and the two buddies/brothers smoke cigarettes and get ice-cream and pop, which they enjoy a lot.
The End
-I dont know how anybody can tolerate pirates after reading this stuff.
That made me laugh so much i cried!!!
42 Random's -
The 42 most random questions!
1. Something purple within 5 feet of you.
Nothing
2. The sexiest item of clothing you own?
ooooo that would be telling
3. Your nails were last painted:
The other day
4. The weirdest thing you've ever heated in the microwave?
An orange
5. How much Japanese do you know?
A few bits, enough to get me places!
6. Do you look good in yellow?
Fuck yes! I look good in anything baby
7. Do you sing?
Most the time
8. Ever danced naked in front of a crowd?
Not today
9. Do you spit?
When i have to
11. Least favorite color?
Brown
12. Ever had Dippin' Dots?
You what?
13. Ever played an instrument?
Used to play the Volin and now i currently play bass
14. Who was your favorite power ranger?
Pink one! I wanted to be as cool as her!
15. Do you believe in Big Foot?
Yeaaaa why not
16. Ever been to a palm reader?
nope
17. Last Pez dispenser you had?
Daffy duck
18. Had sex in your current car?
Secret
19. Did you have a good weekend?
Yes, it was very sexual
20. What are you thinking about right now?
Getting dressed and taking last nights make up off
22. How is today going for you?
Not too bad thanx, yourself?
23. Any plans for tonight?
Hanging out at a mates
24. Ever have stitches?
nope
26. If you could be anywhere right now where would you want to be?
In space
27. Do you find Smurfette sexy?
not so much, now papa smurf thats a different story
28. Current disappointment?
My mums mothers day present hasnt come yet
29. Do you have an air freshener in your car?
Yes a smelly foot! Looks so sexy i want to eat it
30. Do you have plants in your room?
Nope
31. If you could drink anything right this second, what would it be?
Ice cold water
32. Last piece of mail opened?
Car insurance
33. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My thighs
34. What city was your last taxi cab ride in?
London
35. Last alcoholic drink you had?
white wine last night
36. If someone you hated died, would you laugh and spit on their grave?
No way u sick head
37. What do you want people to remember about you when you die?
How amazing i was!
38. What were you doing at 9 PM last night?
Getting ready to go out
39. What is your favorite drink at Starbucks?
Dont really go there!
41. Ever turn someone's kiss down?
Only if they ask if they can kiss me! I liked to be taken by surprise!
42. Would you give your bf/gf a second chance if they cheated on you?
No chance
Sorry that was a bit long and pointless!
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
jj_r0x0rz:
I got second place in bowling haha
brokenthoughts:
pirates are better than ninjas who ever wrote that story is blatantly a mentalist.