handsome_rob

death lost on purpose. duh.

Dear Ialta,

You win, I'm bored. Fuck it.

...

Dear I,

Wow. Thanks. Watch and Learn.

'Dear God,

I'm writing to inform you that I got you figured out just enough that you don't pistol-whip me for saying this.

This is about ghosts and giant fighting robots, and how to avoid both without the need for a bloody coup.

Thanks for fixing everything in advance,

(Capital-Y)Yours, (Capital-T)Truly.'

Dear Satan,

ah, yeah. so what's new? let's see. no band. broke and not delivering pizzas anymore.

but doing better than treading water because of my godlike sorcery abilities.

i killed myself in november. that was fun.

i'm rarely here but i keep it around because i'm a creep like that. otherwise devoting myself to literal improvement in the world's state of affairs, instead of...
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i can do a rubik's cube in about a minute.

been a while again.

so i see the following before me: the question suits the answer in its confusory nature. so the entire question is as follows; why does 6*7=42? or, rephrased, 6*7=42. why?

think about it. truth. it just does what it does and is what t is. no matter what you or i or anyone else may think. 6*9=42 is just a permutation,...
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well, it was one hell of a summer. my birthday was may 12, and i made some life decisions.

i haven't written about it much here, but wrote at length, especially toward the end of the season.

anyway, i found nirvana for a brief period, but my moods got int he way, and reasoning with an electrochemical process in the brain is impossible. all that...
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so yeah, i changed my profile to three pics. all three from a show in keokuk that did not rock quite as hard as the pics suggest. we just knew the photog was going to be there since we paid him to be. check out cody weber's photography here.

anyway, yeah. not much going on. smoke a lot. hang out with some interesting company, band...
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wow. been since christmas. things are things. been finding ways other than drinking to find my happy place. i think i found a winner. it involves video games and a lot of 311 and short term memory lapses. it's pretty sweet.

if i get high enough and in a good groove with the music, i can meditate and have an almost out-of-body experience. and to...
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so, on our beloved newswire, there's a big deal about the writers' guild of america strike. it seems that there are literally several dozen members who write for tv shows. so i read a lot about the strike in there.

the terrible thing is, aside from adult swim, there's nothing worth watching on tv and there have been enough truly good movies made by hollywood...
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