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I spose this is as good of a place as any to tell this little story. Today, while googling for pictures of the town where I live, for the the pictures of your town thread, I ran across a picture of a girl that looked really familiar. I didn't recognize her at first because I haven't seen her since I was about 13 but it turns out it was a picture of my first girlfriend! So I click on the link and it takes me her bio on a page for a professional womans soccer team. My frist girlfriend is a professional womans soccer player. Didn't "The Critic" do a joke about that?