Man, I LOVE exotic looking girls. The type of girl with brownish skin and black hair that look like they came from any number of different foreign places. They could be Hawaiian, or half-asian, or even from the Middle East. They always seem to have cool names like Sabrina or Mya.
I was in a bar the other day and I saw a beautiful girl fitting my aformentioned description. I decided to take my chances and talk to her. I was lucky (and drunk) enough to be able to talk to her like a normal human being. Things were going well and I decided to try and get a little personal.
"What's your name?", I asked.
"Carmen", she said in a sexy tone, "Its easy to remember because my most favorite things in the whole wide world are my CAR and MEN."
"Pleased to meet you Carmen. My name is BEERFUCK."
Ba-dum-dum. Thank you, Thank you. I'll be here all night. But seriously folks....
I was in a bar the other day and I saw a beautiful girl fitting my aformentioned description. I decided to take my chances and talk to her. I was lucky (and drunk) enough to be able to talk to her like a normal human being. Things were going well and I decided to try and get a little personal.
"What's your name?", I asked.
"Carmen", she said in a sexy tone, "Its easy to remember because my most favorite things in the whole wide world are my CAR and MEN."
"Pleased to meet you Carmen. My name is BEERFUCK."
Ba-dum-dum. Thank you, Thank you. I'll be here all night. But seriously folks....
nala:
oh my god, your entry was so funny, just for that, come over , you can be mypet