Wanna know what I like best about Valentine's Day? The fact that it's completely fabricated by Hallmark. There's absolutely no tradition at all when it comes to Valentines Day. We're the first generation to even feel bad during this time of the year. People are so easily duped. Guys don't give a shit about Valentines day, but it does work out in our favor. The crop of hot, desperate chicks in need of affection on Valentines day is tenfold what it is on any other given day. You girls end up dating down, waaaaay down, just so you don't have to spend the day that was previously called February 14th alone. HA HA the jokes on you. A day that was created by a huge corporation so that they could sell a bunch of cards in the off-season between Christmas and Easter has turned into an excuse to date the skinniest, creepiest, comic book collecting nerd, who under any other circumstance you would NOT EVEN CONSIDER, just so you can not feel worthless. Until the next day when you realize you had one to many bottles of Mamossas and you wake up next to this dork.
Anyway, I plan on getting some this Valentine's Day and chances are you're gonna give it up ladies.
Anyway, I plan on getting some this Valentine's Day and chances are you're gonna give it up ladies.
And yes, that comment in my journal was great! I totally bought that silly jumpsuit only so I could be lazy, but somehow appear stylish. See, my daily wardrobe consists of different adidas style pants and a different sweatshirt everyday because I'm lazy like that, so this J.Lo jumpsuit thing is even lazier and makes me look bling bling, yo.
That new Affleck movie looks fucking ridiculous. And the chick is ugly too. Ben Affleck is such an Abercrobie wearing vanity case. Boo on him.