Wanna know what I like best about summertime? I bet you do. Its the scandily clad, sexy girls. You may be asking yourself, where do all the summertime girls go when its not summertime? The answer is simple: my basement. I keep them there for safe keeping so no boys see or touch them.
I give them a strenuos training regiment so that they stay beautiful. First they do 40 reps of panty pull-downs (or panty pull-ups if your the glass is half-empty sort of fella), then its on to the time trial hot oil rub down and bikini wax, and then for a cool down they just rub my feet for a half hour.
After training, its time for lunch. I feed them nothing but gun powder. Unless, of course, you count the chili peppers I put in their asses. That makes them nice and mean so that by the time summertime rolls around they won't have anything to do at all with those of us of the male persuasion. At least none of us that don't have lots of money, good looks, front teeth, a car, or a right leg. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
I give them a strenuos training regiment so that they stay beautiful. First they do 40 reps of panty pull-downs (or panty pull-ups if your the glass is half-empty sort of fella), then its on to the time trial hot oil rub down and bikini wax, and then for a cool down they just rub my feet for a half hour.
After training, its time for lunch. I feed them nothing but gun powder. Unless, of course, you count the chili peppers I put in their asses. That makes them nice and mean so that by the time summertime rolls around they won't have anything to do at all with those of us of the male persuasion. At least none of us that don't have lots of money, good looks, front teeth, a car, or a right leg. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
jehu_:
The reason my belly aches is because of that sour semen you pumped down my throat. Quit spookin' your testicles, Dickhead.