Wanna know what I like best about summertime? I bet you do. Its the scandily clad, sexy girls. You may be asking yourself, where do all the summertime girls go when its not summertime? The answer is simple: my basement. I keep them there for safe keeping so no boys see or touch them.
I give them a strenuos training regiment so that they stay...
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jehu_:
The reason my belly aches is because of that sour semen you pumped down my throat. Quit spookin' your testicles, Dickhead.
I haven't been on this website too much lately. I don't like coming here to often anymore. Its not very good for my health. The last time I was checking out a set I got the shit shocked out of me (quite literally- good thing I always wear a diaper before I look at naked girls) when some of my drool landed on the computer....
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nixon:
He's obviously a quack. Probably works for Jiffy Lube in his spare time.
When I was a child my cousins and I used to go to our grandfather's cabin in the woods. He would give us a dollar for every salamander we caught out of his pond. When we gave him the salamanders he would tack them up on a big, wooden wheel and spin it saying, "SALAMANDER!!! SALAMANDER'S THE WINNER!!!" We didn't understand him then, but we...
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rubytuesday3113:
hey do you read Jack Handey? Fantastic
siara:
um.. i don't understand the ways of you crazy americans! hehe
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xBridge City Shootout
I couldn't stand on my own
for the brittleness bred in my bones.
She made it seem that I shone.
I was so sure
that in her
I'd finally found the zone.
My fox (comma) stone.
Finally a cake all my own.
Don't care if its a bit cold.
Cause the candles go out when they're blown.
But I wasted my wish...
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I couldn't stand on my own
for the brittleness bred in my bones.
She made it seem that I shone.
I was so sure
that in her
I'd finally found the zone.
My fox (comma) stone.
Finally a cake all my own.
Don't care if its a bit cold.
Cause the candles go out when they're blown.
But I wasted my wish...
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bijou:
yeah i have bunny gets paid and the self titled cd..they are rad. of course i found out about them after i had heard califone..but oh well. i am excited b/c califone and the notwist are both coming to town soon. yeah for kick ass shows. have you seen califone live?? its amazing!
Today I came to the realization that I enjoy being poor. I may not own a lot of high quality stuff, like say a fancy SUV or a big screen TV, but everything I have I OWN. I'm not making payments on anything and it gives me such peace of mind and that's something that no one can take from me. Not the bank, not...
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Man, I LOVE exotic looking girls. The type of girl with brownish skin and black hair that look like they came from any number of different foreign places. They could be Hawaiian, or half-asian, or even from the Middle East. They always seem to have cool names like Sabrina or Mya.
I was in a bar the other day and I saw a beautiful girl...
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I was in a bar the other day and I saw a beautiful girl...
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nala:
oh my god, your entry was so funny, just for that, come over , you can be mypet
Wanna know what I like best about Valentine's Day? The fact that it's completely fabricated by Hallmark. There's absolutely no tradition at all when it comes to Valentines Day. We're the first generation to even feel bad during this time of the year. People are so easily duped. Guys don't give a shit about Valentines day, but it does work out in our favor. The...
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jessica:
word word word word WORD!!!!!!!!! I think I'll just cut and paste your journal into my journal b/c I wanted to write something with that idea and you just put it perfectly. Fucking stupid holiday. DemiGauge is having an anti Valentines Day party and I'm going to try and go so you should too!
And yes, that comment in my journal was great! I totally bought that silly jumpsuit only so I could be lazy, but somehow appear stylish. See, my daily wardrobe consists of different adidas style pants and a different sweatshirt everyday because I'm lazy like that, so this J.Lo jumpsuit thing is even lazier and makes me look bling bling, yo.
That new Affleck movie looks fucking ridiculous. And the chick is ugly too. Ben Affleck is such an Abercrobie wearing vanity case. Boo on him.
And yes, that comment in my journal was great! I totally bought that silly jumpsuit only so I could be lazy, but somehow appear stylish. See, my daily wardrobe consists of different adidas style pants and a different sweatshirt everyday because I'm lazy like that, so this J.Lo jumpsuit thing is even lazier and makes me look bling bling, yo.
That new Affleck movie looks fucking ridiculous. And the chick is ugly too. Ben Affleck is such an Abercrobie wearing vanity case. Boo on him.
Do you ever look up to the stars on a clear night and think to yourself that there's more to life than just getting high and watching television? That somehow if we got all the world's children to climb to the mountain tops, hold hands, and sing in unison that it would be so moving and so powerful that the heavens would quake and shower...
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jessica:
Lucky for me I read the last line first 
Thank you for commenting in my journal. I liked that.
Thank you for commenting in my journal. I liked that.