i'm eating cole slaw with my fingers right now cause the forks are all the way downstairs.
well, christmas was pretty freakin terrific. i am once again, the most spoiled asshloe on the planet. but that's to be expected when you're mother has an addiction to buying dvd equivalent to that of a crackhead trying to get his hands on some blow. wow, i totally just compared my mom to a crackhead. anyways, here's the take:
Gilmore Girls seasons 1 & 2
Home Movies season 1
Pee Wee's Playhouse volumes 1 & 2
Snl best of's: Christopher Walken, Will Ferrel volume 2, Phil Hartman
Greg the Bunny: The complete series
Arrested Development season 1
Dawn of the Dead
Dodgeball
Hellboy
Aladdin
Mulan (BE A MAN! HA!)
Spider-Man 2
Harry Potter 3
Star Wars Trilogy
Jersey Girl
i'm not all that spoiled if you take into account the fact that some of those are from my aunts and uncles, of which i have about 13. my mom's family is huge.
i also got gift cards. which i used to buy
Nick Cave's new double album
Snow Patrol
U2's "How to dismantle an atomic bomb"
The Hives "Vini Vidi Vicious"
Garden State
Anchorman
America: The Book
Mario Party 6
oh! i also bought a food processor. food network has tricked me into thinking i can cook
so yeah, i'm more than happy right now. i'm counting my blessings and am well aware of how fortunate i am, by the way. anyways, how was everyone else's christmas?
well, christmas was pretty freakin terrific. i am once again, the most spoiled asshloe on the planet. but that's to be expected when you're mother has an addiction to buying dvd equivalent to that of a crackhead trying to get his hands on some blow. wow, i totally just compared my mom to a crackhead. anyways, here's the take:
Gilmore Girls seasons 1 & 2
Home Movies season 1
Pee Wee's Playhouse volumes 1 & 2
Snl best of's: Christopher Walken, Will Ferrel volume 2, Phil Hartman
Greg the Bunny: The complete series
Arrested Development season 1
Dawn of the Dead
Dodgeball
Hellboy
Aladdin
Mulan (BE A MAN! HA!)
Spider-Man 2
Harry Potter 3
Star Wars Trilogy
Jersey Girl
i'm not all that spoiled if you take into account the fact that some of those are from my aunts and uncles, of which i have about 13. my mom's family is huge.
i also got gift cards. which i used to buy
Nick Cave's new double album
Snow Patrol
U2's "How to dismantle an atomic bomb"
The Hives "Vini Vidi Vicious"
Garden State
Anchorman
America: The Book
Mario Party 6
oh! i also bought a food processor. food network has tricked me into thinking i can cook
so yeah, i'm more than happy right now. i'm counting my blessings and am well aware of how fortunate i am, by the way. anyways, how was everyone else's christmas?
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"rough, just the way your mama likes it, trebek"
final jeopardy question: "write a number. any number. like four, perhaps."
sean connery puts a V: "ok. a V. as in the roman numeral 5. let's see how much he wagered."
then the V forms the top of the k in "suck it trebek".
priceless.