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ive been cutting my own hair for a long time, but this recent venture into the land of bangs makes me think paying a professional might not be a terrible idea. surreal puke
recidivi5t:
well let a professional girl watcher check you out first at no charge. show me the 'do, cutie...although i'm a bit partial to bangs.
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so every time my "best friend" comes into town, it takes her 3 days to call and then she always complains how visiting ny is so depressing. not only that, but she only seems to come when her boyfriend is in town (whom she lives with in philly) which i wouldnt mind except in the 2 years they've been together, i've met the kid once....
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throatneedle:
Same shit kinda happened with my good friend Tim
Ive know the guy since 8th grade
We used to listen to Body Count or something
On my walkmen every day before class
Now we see each other every 2 years and I cant stand
Being around him for more than 2 or 3 days
It fucking blows
recidivi5t:
don't let the fucksticks get you down.

if you want, give me a call and i'll come down and act like a total ass in front of yr friend, and make fun of her behind her back when we all go out. you know i'm good at being a jerk.

say hi to julie fer me, if you see her.
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I was in KMART the other day and this old man walked up to me in the housewares section, blabbing something about "where are the cutting boards!?" I told him I didnt know and then he preceded to ask me what I was shopping for and how I should go find a cutting board for him. I couldnt tell if he was crazy or just...
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alienvampire:
Living in NYC is like dining at the "Who You Lookin At Bar & Grill".

Seriously, when will everyone realize that eye contact can be an act of overt aggression?

My solution? - Don't look at anyone. That way, you'll never see their reaction to your: unmatched beauty/booger hanging out of your nose.
gil:
Happy Christmas
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i bought my first xmas tree this weekend! its so wonderful. biggrin

i dont have christmas plans yet but i think they should include bathing in eggnog and getting high on snow in a can. im new to these christmas traditions but in the words of PTI's bob ryan, "i want to bathe in eggnog!" confused
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throatneedle:
Eggnog is fucking quality!
PTI?
You're such a cool chick.
First the Mets, now my favorite show on TV.
Yay!
haha
joyrider:
you might want to try getting high on reddiwhip instead. i think canned SNO will melt your brain.
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sometimes we are the windshield, sometimes we are the bug
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raven:
nice analogy
and nice synonyms. fish taco? thats a good one.
click_here:
whats fun about hand blisters?
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i had a wonderful/odd experience yesterday.

i was walking down 8th street completely soaked and i walked into this army/navy store -- ended up spending 2 hours there because this guy who works there was literally the sweetest person i've ever met. i felt bad when i left because i looked down at these dogs tags he gave me..... they said

"to a special woman:...
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so i've been stuck at my parent's house for the past two days because i came over to use their computer since i have 8 papers due next week....
but then there was all this snow so i didnt leave, but silly me didn't bring any clothes or anything, so i've been running around underwareless in yellowed snow with all the neighborhood kids which is...
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gram:
oooo! i must know, whatever did you do to them???

i woulda stabbed 'em in tha neck!!

like a stone cold muthafuckin' gangsta!!

word!
gram:
you are a tough, mean little girl....

dammitt, i think i love you, sob sob weep

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birdie1:
so, since that links to a file on your hard drive - maybe you could describe the picture! wink
catrafelina:
ha, yeh that was a total mistake...... i dont even remember what the picture is(whoops)