i started my new job today........in the cheese shop. yay!
im still looking for a bartending job so i can swim around in money like scrooge mcduck, but i dont know if im what they're looking for out here in THA HAAAMPTONS.
bullshit
i was basically told to go fuck myself when i applied at this one club on the beach. but i realize i probably wouldnt last long at a place like that. i got the biggest fuckin headache just waiting to turn my application in, whilst the theme song for Daria played in my head. grrrrrrrrr!!!!
long island bitches can suck it and choke
im having better sex than them anyways
im still looking for a bartending job so i can swim around in money like scrooge mcduck, but i dont know if im what they're looking for out here in THA HAAAMPTONS.
bullshit
i was basically told to go fuck myself when i applied at this one club on the beach. but i realize i probably wouldnt last long at a place like that. i got the biggest fuckin headache just waiting to turn my application in, whilst the theme song for Daria played in my head. grrrrrrrrr!!!!
long island bitches can suck it and choke
im having better sex than them anyways


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are you lost in the fromage?
if those longisland (pronounced as 1 word) beeeotches are hastling you, it's on.