hallux

a moose is asleep.

he is dreaming of moose drinks.

a goose is asleep.

he is dreaming of goose drinks.

that's well and good when a moose dreams of moose
juice.
and nothing goes wrong when a goose dreams of goose juice.

but it isn't too good when a moose and a goose
start dreaming they're drinking the other one's juice.

moose juice, not goose juice, is juice for a moose.

and goose juice, not moose juice, is juice for a goose.

so, when goose gets a mouthful of juices of mooses
and moose gets a mouthful of juices of gooses,

they always fall out of the beds screaming screams.

SO...

i'm warning you, now! never drink in your dreams.

-dr. seuss