The Lighthouse Cafe, in Defiance Ohio made the best burgers in town, hands down. They also sold wooden lighthouses, bibles and other religious books, and prepared your taxes.
Now I could deal with the lighthouses. Sure, Lighthouse Cafe, sells lighthouses. Not a problem. I could even get behind the book trade. (It gave you something to read while you waited for your steakburger.... mmmmm.... steakburger.)...
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Now I could deal with the lighthouses. Sure, Lighthouse Cafe, sells lighthouses. Not a problem. I could even get behind the book trade. (It gave you something to read while you waited for your steakburger.... mmmmm.... steakburger.)...
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lobster_mobster:
LOL!!! I love them!! Im soooooo stealing the last one and making it into stickers...
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timber_:
lmao! you just get better and better...
and don't worry doll face you were safe to begin with.
how could i delete you after a comment like that!?
and don't worry doll face you were safe to begin with.
how could i delete you after a comment like that!?
I looked for love in a lot of strange places when I was in Junior High School. My dad, given the chance, loves to regale listeners with a tale of how I was so involved in hitting on a girl at the Miss Junior Montana pageant that my sister was in that I followed her into the bathroom. (In actuality, she asked me to wait...
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timber_:
lol. you're tooo cute.
next time i'm getting wasted i'll give you the 48 hours notice so you can get here, lol. accept, i'm a really horny drunk... so i may be the one taking advantage!
hehe
next time i'm getting wasted i'll give you the 48 hours notice so you can get here, lol. accept, i'm a really horny drunk... so i may be the one taking advantage!
hehe
harlot:
oh my trampie.
i miss you and your ridiculous stories. i got a new coloring book...come home and color with me.
i miss you and your ridiculous stories. i got a new coloring book...come home and color with me.
harlot:
goodness.
There's nothing like a sticky rat and a head butt to the crotch.
You heard me. A sticky rat and a head butt to the crotch.
Blind dates can suck my ass.
OK. So I get to her house, knock on the door. She looks nice
enough. We make chit chat on the porch for a couple of minutes. She
tells me that her name...
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You heard me. A sticky rat and a head butt to the crotch.
Blind dates can suck my ass.
OK. So I get to her house, knock on the door. She looks nice
enough. We make chit chat on the porch for a couple of minutes. She
tells me that her name...
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timber_:
oh wow.
did that all really happen? toooootally sounds like an episode of seinfeld or something, lmao!
thanks for the laugh!
and btw, who wouldn't be in love with you! can't blame her
did that all really happen? toooootally sounds like an episode of seinfeld or something, lmao!
thanks for the laugh!
and btw, who wouldn't be in love with you! can't blame her
harlot:
Are you serious ?
I worked at a dusty old radio station. We played dusty old country music, and the dusty old transmitter was only 3 feet from the dusty old broadcast booth... which might explain why I glow at night. Well, in an effort to make my working environment a better place, I took it upon myself to make my station a little less dusty. With Pledge in...
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harlot:
A cop calling me would NOT have stopped me from playing.
salem:
That is a great story! 
Thanks for commenting on my set, reading rainbow.
Thanks for commenting on my set, reading rainbow.
Everything I Need To Know About Life I Learned From "Saved By The Bell"
1. Drugs are bad, mmmkay. I learned long ago that if I want to be valedictorian AND get my all girl singing group off the ground, I would need drugs. It would be the only way to handle all the studying AND rehearsals. I mean, I'd have to learn the periodic...
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1. Drugs are bad, mmmkay. I learned long ago that if I want to be valedictorian AND get my all girl singing group off the ground, I would need drugs. It would be the only way to handle all the studying AND rehearsals. I mean, I'd have to learn the periodic...
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harlot:
I fucking love you!
timber_:
lol! thanks you're too kind
i wish you could have told my throat that a week ago! hehe
you're too kind
i wish you could have told my throat that a week ago! hehe
Ok... so this is the deal. You're supposed to type "[your name] is" into google and see what comes up. So here it goes.
Trampas is open from 5 am to 10 pm.... (and later on weekends.)
Trampas is reliable; Anyone will tell you Trampas is as trustworthy as they come. (ask anyone... sure doesn't close early.)
Trampas is determined to befriend strange girl (apparently,...
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Trampas is open from 5 am to 10 pm.... (and later on weekends.)
Trampas is reliable; Anyone will tell you Trampas is as trustworthy as they come. (ask anyone... sure doesn't close early.)
Trampas is determined to befriend strange girl (apparently,...
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craftygrrl:
Thanks for the add 
harlot:
oh you. miss you tons.
The word or phrase that best describes my personality
Scrumtralescent.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
Wearing glasses is sexy; geeky is sexier.
The last thing that made me laugh out loud
Clerks 2!! "I miss my donkey."
If I could be anywhere right now
On a cruise ship... The Love Boat! With Capt. Stubbing and the whole gang.... but no...
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Scrumtralescent.
Fill in the blank: _____ is sexy; _____ is sexier.
Wearing glasses is sexy; geeky is sexier.
The last thing that made me laugh out loud
Clerks 2!! "I miss my donkey."
If I could be anywhere right now
On a cruise ship... The Love Boat! With Capt. Stubbing and the whole gang.... but no...
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harlot:
Hooray, a blog. Finally!
nodoubtchick:
thank you sir!
and why were you in ohio and not visiting me!?