hello loyal readers. thanks for all you support on m y quasi-difficult times going on in the last post. if you missed it, oh, dude, you totally would have cried. i do appreciate the kind words from yall and it's good to see that a bunch of yall actually took the time to read it. i mean, if yall ever made a post that long that was complaining and had no pictures like mine, well, ahem. anyway.
so i would have left it up there longer for all the world to pity me, but unfortunately my second coming here in ohio has been prematurely cut short and i have to go back to baltimore now where the bullets fly high but the internet runs low. i won't have a connection directly, save when i drop by my sister's house or some such. so leave me lots of love, i will try and get each of you back, and please constantly remind girlysound that i'm worth the wait and not to cheat on me with those scrawny liberal boston white-hat chicks. and that i'm pretty. and that she should downright pine for me every damn day. i'll see you when i get there, baby. i'll C U when I get there. C U when i get there. ^^^thanks coolio. thanks.
oh and if yall got my number and live in the bmore/dc area, please do give me a call cuz i'm gonna be bored and lonely and needing the hangouts. unless you suck. if you don't have my digits ask someone who doesn't suck.
come fall i'll be a mighty mighty bostone. i shall miss being a baltimoron.
and finally, remember readers, live free, die uncomfortably hard, like, everyone in the room can see it, so not only have they just seen a dead body but they've been double traumatized because they can't stop noticing the tent you're pitching, unless you're a girl, and then it can be the nipples, oh the nipples, but either way you shouldn't think of dead people like that so soon after their untimelies, it's like that time when aaliyah died and on mtv that had her brother and fiancee on there crying and then they were like oh and here's the new unreleased video and there's freshly dead aaliyah girating and humping a sailboat mast and singing "rock the boat" and "change positions" and i'm lookin down at my guy and up at aaliyah and down and up and it's a good thing i chose to rub one off in the shower cuz that way i could scrub myself clean for an hour, gaaaaaasp,
and remember to always let your imagination run wild.
so i would have left it up there longer for all the world to pity me, but unfortunately my second coming here in ohio has been prematurely cut short and i have to go back to baltimore now where the bullets fly high but the internet runs low. i won't have a connection directly, save when i drop by my sister's house or some such. so leave me lots of love, i will try and get each of you back, and please constantly remind girlysound that i'm worth the wait and not to cheat on me with those scrawny liberal boston white-hat chicks. and that i'm pretty. and that she should downright pine for me every damn day. i'll see you when i get there, baby. i'll C U when I get there. C U when i get there. ^^^thanks coolio. thanks.
oh and if yall got my number and live in the bmore/dc area, please do give me a call cuz i'm gonna be bored and lonely and needing the hangouts. unless you suck. if you don't have my digits ask someone who doesn't suck.
come fall i'll be a mighty mighty bostone. i shall miss being a baltimoron.
and finally, remember readers, live free, die uncomfortably hard, like, everyone in the room can see it, so not only have they just seen a dead body but they've been double traumatized because they can't stop noticing the tent you're pitching, unless you're a girl, and then it can be the nipples, oh the nipples, but either way you shouldn't think of dead people like that so soon after their untimelies, it's like that time when aaliyah died and on mtv that had her brother and fiancee on there crying and then they were like oh and here's the new unreleased video and there's freshly dead aaliyah girating and humping a sailboat mast and singing "rock the boat" and "change positions" and i'm lookin down at my guy and up at aaliyah and down and up and it's a good thing i chose to rub one off in the shower cuz that way i could scrub myself clean for an hour, gaaaaaasp,
and remember to always let your imagination run wild.
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defekt:
We're sort of still looking. We filled the two rooms that were open, but I have a 4th room that's currently my office, and I've decided to rent out as well. I'm going to just move my desk and everything else into my bedroom. When are you looking to move in again? When will you be in Boston?
girlysound:
hi! i totally just wrote this huge email to liz about that book the emperor's babe that i may forward to you. it was some interesting thoughts. off to get a new id!