so, I had a date to go Ice Skating for the first time ever, and I think I got stood up.I was running a little late, but called.When I got there, I couldn't find my date.So, needless to say-What the Fuck eh??? I am so tired of trying,I hate it when that happens.I Just Wanna Have A Good Time With Some Guy,OK I mean what the fuck is the problem???? I am a pretty woman, I am Funny and cool. Should I just stop looking???? Maybe I should try to grow a beard and chew on hay. Arrrrrrrrrrgggh.
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