hafu

i want to tell you all two stories.

There is only one blues king and he is BB King. And i had the pleasure of meeting him. He stayed at the hotel i work at and he is as sharp as ever. Unfortunately, he is very old and needs the use of a wheelchair. It also seems his family is taking advantage of him and his money. But i digress. When he was checking in he looked me in the eyes and said:

"You married son?"
"No sir, Mr. King." I replied
"Well good. Dont. Women are evil and will only suck your soul. Take your life slow."
"Absolutely Mr King." as i rush to check him in.
"What did i just tell you about taking life slow? White boys...."

after that, one of his handlers gave me a few pins and whatnot.

best celeb conversation EVER.

and the other one was just a month or two ago when jennifer simpson stayed with us. it was rather uneventful. but a few tmz paparazzi hid in bushes outside taking pictures of everything. one of my men was even on basic cable trying to shove the camera. it was awesome. sorry its not as cool as the first story. but its pop culture.