Haha i just found this lovely sentiment written of Blackpool inhabitants:
"Ahhh...Blackpool. Sunny glorious Blackpool. Where the gulls pitch and soar, the pigeons coo, and numerous local 'characters' attempt to sell you rag mags for some fictitious 'college'. If this college did indeed exist, then it would surely be entitled Blackpool & Fylde Chav Finishing School. Ladies and gentlemen, I am utterly appalled that Blackpool has not, until now, been nominated as a Chav Town. However, I wish to go one further than just nominating it as a 'Chav Town', I wish to open and close the list for 'the Chav Capital of the UK'.
Examine the evidence: Which other town has a funfair ride called 'Bling'? Which other town has a national hairdressers convention? Which other town embodies 'Bling' as much as Blackpool in Illuminations season? (I'm sure they'll be a Burberry laser show this year). Which other town can claim to have the countries (if not the worlds) largest disco mirrorball? (And its not even in a disco, its on the bleedin' Prom!)
When you've had enough of the local chavs looking at you because you walk without knuckles dragging behind and without a Von Dutch cap, there are the chavs that come from the sink estates of Lancashire (and beyond) for a holiday to puke and piss in the streets, and look at you because you can walk without knuckles dragging behind or a Von Dutch cap.
Most of the towns mentioned on these pages have no doubt at some time aided the influx of chavs to Blackpool on a weekly basis. They all flock to Syndichav (it has a revolving dancefloor AND a laser show - the height of Chav disco) or Chaven and Hell. when those establishments aren't open then they're all either A: in Blackpool Chavver Beach, or B: in the places that pass for bars, playing music so loud that conversation is impossible. Not that you would expect any kind of constructive conversation from the patrons.
There is no point in attempting to list all the places where the chavs hang out in Blackpool (over an above the otehrs mentioned previously), i would have to name every street corner, park and bench within the Borough boundaries.
This town is beyond redemption. The few remaining good souls in the town are plotting a breakout. We should encourage all Chavs to move here, and then open the town to live military training exercises.
Although I have tried to convey the Chavness of Blackpool, i am afraid my vocabulary does not contain words appropriate enough."
Personally I'm in support of vigilante action in the area.
Haemo x x x.
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"Ahhh...Blackpool. Sunny glorious Blackpool. Where the gulls pitch and soar, the pigeons coo, and numerous local 'characters' attempt to sell you rag mags for some fictitious 'college'. If this college did indeed exist, then it would surely be entitled Blackpool & Fylde Chav Finishing School. Ladies and gentlemen, I am utterly appalled that Blackpool has not, until now, been nominated as a Chav Town. However, I wish to go one further than just nominating it as a 'Chav Town', I wish to open and close the list for 'the Chav Capital of the UK'.
Examine the evidence: Which other town has a funfair ride called 'Bling'? Which other town has a national hairdressers convention? Which other town embodies 'Bling' as much as Blackpool in Illuminations season? (I'm sure they'll be a Burberry laser show this year). Which other town can claim to have the countries (if not the worlds) largest disco mirrorball? (And its not even in a disco, its on the bleedin' Prom!)
When you've had enough of the local chavs looking at you because you walk without knuckles dragging behind and without a Von Dutch cap, there are the chavs that come from the sink estates of Lancashire (and beyond) for a holiday to puke and piss in the streets, and look at you because you can walk without knuckles dragging behind or a Von Dutch cap.
Most of the towns mentioned on these pages have no doubt at some time aided the influx of chavs to Blackpool on a weekly basis. They all flock to Syndichav (it has a revolving dancefloor AND a laser show - the height of Chav disco) or Chaven and Hell. when those establishments aren't open then they're all either A: in Blackpool Chavver Beach, or B: in the places that pass for bars, playing music so loud that conversation is impossible. Not that you would expect any kind of constructive conversation from the patrons.
There is no point in attempting to list all the places where the chavs hang out in Blackpool (over an above the otehrs mentioned previously), i would have to name every street corner, park and bench within the Borough boundaries.
This town is beyond redemption. The few remaining good souls in the town are plotting a breakout. We should encourage all Chavs to move here, and then open the town to live military training exercises.
Although I have tried to convey the Chavness of Blackpool, i am afraid my vocabulary does not contain words appropriate enough."
Personally I'm in support of vigilante action in the area.
Haemo x x x.
FAVOURITE SUICIDEBOYS
red_flynn:
Thanks, I did have fun doing it. But I was laughing most of the time too. Bit nervous, but I'm glad you like them. 