So here we are on this Day-of-Mon.
The sky is blue. The air is crisp. Birds are singing. Rabbits are copulating. Water coolers across the nation are busy welcoming back the staff memebers they serve, anxiously awaiting those juicy stories it's sure to hear spoken around it in hushed whispers. The coffee machines, faxes, and copiers are all most jealous today of all days. Students of all ages are heading to their classes and counting down the hours, minutes even until the sweet release of summer.
Everything appears right in the world, except for the part where it's Monday. For all the fresh new starts Monday brings there's also a certain sense of finality.
Good times - done
Drunken loutish behavior - done
Sex marathons - done
Laying on your back enjoying that good weather and clear sky - Oh-so-done.
There can only be one answer, we MUST reclaim Mondays. Everyone go out and enjoy the weather, even if only for a few minutes at lunch time. Tell someone a joke, or find someone to tell you one. Get a little bit tipsy when no one is looking. And for the luv'a Pete, GO GET LAID!!
Or do it yourself if need be
Whatever you do and however you do it have a great Monday one and all
Hades
The sky is blue. The air is crisp. Birds are singing. Rabbits are copulating. Water coolers across the nation are busy welcoming back the staff memebers they serve, anxiously awaiting those juicy stories it's sure to hear spoken around it in hushed whispers. The coffee machines, faxes, and copiers are all most jealous today of all days. Students of all ages are heading to their classes and counting down the hours, minutes even until the sweet release of summer.
Everything appears right in the world, except for the part where it's Monday. For all the fresh new starts Monday brings there's also a certain sense of finality.
Good times - done
Drunken loutish behavior - done
Sex marathons - done
Laying on your back enjoying that good weather and clear sky - Oh-so-done.
There can only be one answer, we MUST reclaim Mondays. Everyone go out and enjoy the weather, even if only for a few minutes at lunch time. Tell someone a joke, or find someone to tell you one. Get a little bit tipsy when no one is looking. And for the luv'a Pete, GO GET LAID!!
Or do it yourself if need be
Whatever you do and however you do it have a great Monday one and all
Hades
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I like your attitude about reclaiming Mondays. So Sagittarian of you!
Though I can't get laid for two weeks.
Ugh.