I know, I know what can I say I just happen to be a total nerd.
You spent an entire episode of Smallville wondering just what the heck was going on tonight.
Ok more realistically you did something (anything really) OTHER than watch Smallville but please entertain a dying man here.....
Ok so like I said you spent an entire episode of Smallville wondering just who the heck the mysterious patient was who claimed he was from Mars.
Not me.
The moment that fellow showed up in Clarks delusion with knowledge of Clarks identity and background my brain clicked over and said, "Hmmm this is all an episode about mental issues...mysterious stranger from, oh wait MARS, yep that's telepathic superhero Martian Manhunter or I'm a monkeys uncle".
Monkeys drinking partner =Check
Monkeys Hollywood Agent =Check
The guy who talks the monkey who is hopped up on Vicodin, Jagermeister, and Drano out of the tree where he really shouldn't sit with that loaded fully automatic weapon = Check and Mate
Monkeys UNCLE = N-E-V-E-R
I do hereby solemnly swear to use my geek powers to fight for truth, justice and, oh shit who am I kidding.......Booze, Pretty girls and Hot Sex, preferrably all at the same time!
Ok fine I'll skip the booze, but I'm going to make up for it by doubling up on the hot sex!!!
I love my life
You spent an entire episode of Smallville wondering just what the heck was going on tonight.
Ok more realistically you did something (anything really) OTHER than watch Smallville but please entertain a dying man here.....
Ok so like I said you spent an entire episode of Smallville wondering just who the heck the mysterious patient was who claimed he was from Mars.
Not me.
The moment that fellow showed up in Clarks delusion with knowledge of Clarks identity and background my brain clicked over and said, "Hmmm this is all an episode about mental issues...mysterious stranger from, oh wait MARS, yep that's telepathic superhero Martian Manhunter or I'm a monkeys uncle".
Monkeys drinking partner =Check
Monkeys Hollywood Agent =Check
The guy who talks the monkey who is hopped up on Vicodin, Jagermeister, and Drano out of the tree where he really shouldn't sit with that loaded fully automatic weapon = Check and Mate
Monkeys UNCLE = N-E-V-E-R
I do hereby solemnly swear to use my geek powers to fight for truth, justice and, oh shit who am I kidding.......Booze, Pretty girls and Hot Sex, preferrably all at the same time!
Ok fine I'll skip the booze, but I'm going to make up for it by doubling up on the hot sex!!!
I love my life