it's official: i suck at making pancakes. if you happen to wake up next to me, don't expect pancakes. or at least, don't expect *good* pancakes. i did a google search for "how to make pancakes" and clicked the first link.... it said flour, eggs, and milk. apparently, it takes a bit more than that. my dad woke up, must have smelled something awful. came out and was like "wth are you doing." he showed me the real recipe - and it involved a whole lot more ingredients. so, i attempted his recipe (which didn't go so well.) i poured the thick batter on to a grittle and....got yelled at. apparently i put too much - and it just so happens that the baking soda makes the shit rise. long story short, they *tasted* ok, which is what really counts, but it took me two triesd - and almost a third. fuck pancakes.
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