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Tuesday Aug 26, 2003

Aug 26, 2003
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1. I believe I killed the wasp out of an irrational fear of being stung again.

2. Today I was walking around my house naked, as you do, when I went to my kitchen for a drink. My kitchen opens onto a deck, and on my deck, at my kitchen door, was my 78 year old neighbour, Bunty. (Bunty IS her name, I shit you not.) Well, Bunty gasped and covered her eyes, and I said just a second and grabbed a dish towel which was just no good, then went to get a bath towel which did the trick, and got back to Bunty at my kitchen door. Turned out she had some of my mail - thanks Bunty - and I apologized for shocking her. And she said, I just didn't realize you had so many tattoos.

That hurt because I'd prefer to think that the little pictures on my skin would be less shocking to a 78 year old lady than, say, other things.

Oh well.
knickers:
LMAO that was great!! i can just picture it...
Aug 26, 2003
samskara:
posted in the wrong journal.

she's 78, she's probably seen A LOT of cock.
Aug 28, 2003

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