gypsypunk

So for some reason I think about zombie attacks A LOT. Like when I was working at the local college cleaning the mens dorms (very gross and very boring) I used to contemplate what I'd do if zombies attacked campus...

Where would be the best place to hide? Should I use a shovel or a push broom as a weapon? Will the Jolly Rodger* be fast enough to get me where I need to go? Are zombies allergic to toilet bowl cleaner??

(* the jolly rodger was a yellow electric cart we drove around on campus)


Just for fun, here's the top 5 list of some things I do to occupy myself when I'm bored.

5. Attempt to fold complex oragami on the tiniest piece of paper I can find
4. Play my jew's harp (or jaw harp if you want to get all politically correct about it)
3. Dance sporadically (wether or not there is music playing)
2. People watching! I like to make up stories about them... Like the time my boyfriend and I saw a couple testing out the toumbstone benches infront of the monument company...it was great.

AAND finally number one, which is of course...

1. Contemplate nuclear fallout and zombie attacks!

My friend bush took this at a party a couple years ago
I am rockin out on the jews harp XD