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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


This is the cleanest E-mail joke

I've come across in a long while!


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

husband stalking around with a fly swatter


"What are you doing?"

She asked.


"Hunting Flies"

He responded.


"Oh. ! Killing any?"

She asked.


"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



Intrigued, she asked.

"How can...
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Confusion's delusions speak to me
of the fog of truth and lies.
Infused and bemused with images hard to deny
head on my pillow steeped in dreams.


Contusion's conclusion slip through the night
pulled by golden-winged angels.
Belied and unidentified in obtuse angles
head on my pillow sleeping through the night.



Persecution's deversions dance in the night
leaving me cold as ice.
dispersed and dispirited...
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