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Gary
Gary
While she may not be making the nightly news or gracing the covers of Time and Newsweek, 46-year-old nursing-home worker Barbara Louise Huxley is a dedicated, ruthless killer. But in today's male-dominated world of remorseless slaughter, Huxley has been forced to murder twice as many innocent victims just to gain the public exposure and foster the widespread panic her male counterparts routinely enjoy.
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katieokiedokie:
Writing a book? Or is this from a book..cause it sounds interesting
Modern-Day John Henry Dies Trying To Out-Spreadsheet Excel 11.0
BALTIMORE_Office laborers across the nation are mourning the passing of Wallace Peters, 42, the mythic three-column accountant at Chesapeake & Ohio Consultants who pitted himself against Microsoft's latest version of the popular spreadsheet program Excel.
Although Peters was able to balance his sheet a full 10 seconds before the program did, the man celebrated in song...
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BALTIMORE_Office laborers across the nation are mourning the passing of Wallace Peters, 42, the mythic three-column accountant at Chesapeake & Ohio Consultants who pitted himself against Microsoft's latest version of the popular spreadsheet program Excel.
Although Peters was able to balance his sheet a full 10 seconds before the program did, the man celebrated in song...
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As a single mother of three with a full-time career, I've got a lot on my plate. Between making the children's breakfast in the morning and making sure they brush their teeth at night, I hardly have any time to take care of myself. Sometimes, I just get so darn busy that I'll realize it's 6 p.m. and I haven't even eaten yet! Can you...
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katieokiedokie:
lol.. a part of your journal.. made me horny..lol.. but yeah I think you need a babysitter for the night..so you can get down on four legs in front of a mirror with a guy 
zerodiva:
thanks sweetie!! 
is anyone out there? is anyone there? i haven't received a message in awhile 
GW
GW
lilandra:
Hello, im out here, how are you!!!!!
gwg_1313:
Yes!!! I finally got a response!
I'm Doing Great! I hope you are doing well. How's life? Here is a picture of my cat.
I'm Doing Great! I hope you are doing well. How's life? Here is a picture of my cat.
Bar Skanks Announce Plans To Kiss
June 22, 2007
COLUMBUS, OH_In an announcement that received wide attention throughout Wolverine's tavern Tuesday, bar skanks Stephanie Fletcher and Jessica Keneally stated that they would share a passionate kiss at an unspecified time that evening.
"Steph and I are totally hot for each other," Keneally said over the loud music to several unspecified bar patrons. "We're going to...
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June 22, 2007
COLUMBUS, OH_In an announcement that received wide attention throughout Wolverine's tavern Tuesday, bar skanks Stephanie Fletcher and Jessica Keneally stated that they would share a passionate kiss at an unspecified time that evening.
"Steph and I are totally hot for each other," Keneally said over the loud music to several unspecified bar patrons. "We're going to...
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You buy furniture. You tell yourself, this is the last sofa I will ever need in my life. Buy the sofa, then for a couple years you're satisfied that no matter what goes wrong, at least you've got your sofa issue handled. Then the right set of dishes. Then the perfect bed. The drapes. The rug. Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the...
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Woman Masturbates To Concept Of Commitment
MILWAUKEE, WI-Soaking in her bathtub Tuesday, area resident Linda Marston, 32, pleasured herself over the thought of a long-term committed relationship. "Mmmm... oh, yeah, baby... I want to settle down with you forever," moaned the never-married Marston, as she gently massaged her clitoris with two fingers. "Oh, God, yes... two kids, maybe three... and a house in the country....
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MILWAUKEE, WI-Soaking in her bathtub Tuesday, area resident Linda Marston, 32, pleasured herself over the thought of a long-term committed relationship. "Mmmm... oh, yeah, baby... I want to settle down with you forever," moaned the never-married Marston, as she gently massaged her clitoris with two fingers. "Oh, God, yes... two kids, maybe three... and a house in the country....
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motherchaos:
Okay...that is just too funny.... I am afraid that my fantasies are far less tame Besides, I already have the three kids and the big swingset...the house isn't in the country, but it is in Alaska...does that count 
Besides, I already have the three kids and the big swingset...the house isn't in the country, but it is in Alaska...does that count
bondgurl:
Yeah that's funny. I got the kids, house, swingset....I just masturbate to a man with a paycheck! 
Area Pagan Dreading Big Family Vernal Equinox Celebration
March 12, 2007
MEDFORD, OR_Despite evidence that the planets are aligned in his favor, local pagan Jeff Birch, 27, said Monday that he would "rather have a peaceful weekend at home" than attend his family's Vernal Equinox celebration on March 21.
"I realize it's supposed to be a festive time of conception and new growth in the...
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March 12, 2007
MEDFORD, OR_Despite evidence that the planets are aligned in his favor, local pagan Jeff Birch, 27, said Monday that he would "rather have a peaceful weekend at home" than attend his family's Vernal Equinox celebration on March 21.
"I realize it's supposed to be a festive time of conception and new growth in the...
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motherchaos:
Being a Wiccan myself with a family that is a mixture of Jehovah Witness, Baptist, Episcopal and Presbyterian, I damn near bust a gut laughing from this (except that I am the black sheep in my group )...Thank you! I needed that!
)...Thank you! I needed that! Hi MC!
I friended you because I like to read your blogs. One day i'd like to visit alaska, do you like living there?
Gary
I friended you because I like to read your blogs. One day i'd like to visit alaska, do you like living there?
Gary
motherchaos:
I have been here 26 years so far... and I don't think I would be willing to go anywhere else. , except when it hits -40F and stays for a while Then the Bahamas sounds good! Actually, I do love this place and the people....
Then the Bahamas sounds good! Actually, I do love this place and the people.... Tony Romo Regrets Eating Greasy Fried Chicken During Crucial Field-Goal Attempt
DALLAS_Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, whose bobbling of the snap on a crucial fourth-quarter field goal ended the season for Dallas, took full responsibility for the gaffe Wednesday by admitting he should not have been eating a bucket of grease-covered fried chicken while play was in progress. "I keep running through it in my mind_Martin...
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DALLAS_Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, whose bobbling of the snap on a crucial fourth-quarter field goal ended the season for Dallas, took full responsibility for the gaffe Wednesday by admitting he should not have been eating a bucket of grease-covered fried chicken while play was in progress. "I keep running through it in my mind_Martin...
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motherchaos:
Not sure why you friended me But happy to meet you
But happy to meet you