Pushing all the wrong buttons.
so i was pushing that button
you know the one they tell you not
to push, but they know you will anyway.
so i was pushing it and pushing it and
pushing it but nothing was happening.
so i was pushing it and i started getting
mad real mad. you know the kind of mad
you get when nothing goes your way,
mad like when your best friend tells you
she just slept with your boyfriend.
yea really mad. mad that turns your face
red and has you screaming profanity at
a button like the button will do something
with me just yelling at it. fucking button.
so i was pushing it and still nothing was happening. now i just started pounding it
and pounding it and pounding it calling it names
like you silly fuzzy bottom, you dirty sniffer of
other people's bottoms, you know awful things.
i was pushing it and that's when i was starting
to get really mad. you know like tea kettle mad
where you feel so hot that steam is racing out
every open hole on your body screeching at
deafening volums, you know bomb mad when you feel like the anger has turned into pressure
and you just feel like your going to explode.
i was pushing it and i just couldn't take it anymore and that's when everything blew up.
or maybe it was just me i'm not sure since well
i blew up and have no idea what else went up
with me. fucking button.
so i was pushing that button
you know the one they tell you not
to push, but they know you will anyway.
so i was pushing it and pushing it and
pushing it but nothing was happening.
so i was pushing it and i started getting
mad real mad. you know the kind of mad
you get when nothing goes your way,
mad like when your best friend tells you
she just slept with your boyfriend.
yea really mad. mad that turns your face
red and has you screaming profanity at
a button like the button will do something
with me just yelling at it. fucking button.
so i was pushing it and still nothing was happening. now i just started pounding it
and pounding it and pounding it calling it names
like you silly fuzzy bottom, you dirty sniffer of
other people's bottoms, you know awful things.
i was pushing it and that's when i was starting
to get really mad. you know like tea kettle mad
where you feel so hot that steam is racing out
every open hole on your body screeching at
deafening volums, you know bomb mad when you feel like the anger has turned into pressure
and you just feel like your going to explode.
i was pushing it and i just couldn't take it anymore and that's when everything blew up.
or maybe it was just me i'm not sure since well
i blew up and have no idea what else went up
with me. fucking button.
sidenote: isn't it random mary shelly's history?