One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, penis written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days,...
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akuma:
yay!!
lil_em:
This is GREAT news 
xx
xxYou are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you...
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when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you...
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lil_em:
I guess I must be in the middle range of things because I wouldn't have thought of either of those things. Meh..... xx
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in...
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This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in...
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If we woke up together naked,
Using only 3 words, what would u say to me? Pass it on and see how many crazy responses you get
And for you jokers WTF is not accepted. LOL
Using only 3 words, what would u say to me? Pass it on and see how many crazy responses you get
And for you jokers WTF is not accepted. LOL
countessa:
"I'm in... America?"
??????????????? One of those WTF dreams morning.
The Nun In Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would
turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked...
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A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would
turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked...
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lee:
That was pretty funny.
blazedupabigone:
thanks for the pic comments.
the scenery shots are all mine but the one's of me were photographers all amateurs..hard to find a good photographer. but i think i just might have so soon there might be a real set..yay
the scenery shots are all mine but the one's of me were photographers all amateurs..hard to find a good photographer. but i think i just might have so soon there might be a real set..yay
.... PARENT - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama,! Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging,
permanent work in an
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable...
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merlowe:
Spanx I adore new friends..especially ones that understand the fun of being a parent ..FLMAO!!
perita:
Thank you so much for request my friendship 
Joke time
Daddy's going to eat your fingers.
A man was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point , she said "Daddy look at this." and stuck out two fingers. Trying to keep her entertained , He reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said...
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Daddy's going to eat your fingers.
A man was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point , she said "Daddy look at this." and stuck out two fingers. Trying to keep her entertained , He reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said...
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asinforhim:
ewww
thanks
thanks
sienna:
Thanks for the love on my set, hun! 
I actually used to run track...a very long time ago. hah.
I actually used to run track...a very long time ago. hah..)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A.yes
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.To be a hitman
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.I would surprise you , Really
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. I have to chose one?
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. cucumber
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. A training manual
7.)Q....
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1.)A.yes
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.To be a hitman
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.I would surprise you , Really
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. I have to chose one?
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. cucumber
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. A training manual
7.)Q....
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lil_em:
Aha, now I see what you mean! Sorry hon, got a lot goin' on in my little head at the mo. So yeah, here are my 36:
1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A.No, but I am a dab hand at reheating things!
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.I can't remember, I didn't really think much about it when I was a kid.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.To be able to sing really well.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. At the moment, probably a lemonade.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. Sweetcorn.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (it is about Jesus).
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.) A.Aries.
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. Yes to both and no doubt more to come too.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. I don't know that I have any now - I used to smoke, drink, and bite my nails but I don't do any of those anymore!
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. That means a completely different thing in the UK! But yeah, I'd give you a 'lift' anytime
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A. Football I suppose.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. Depends on the day. I wish I was more optimistic and hopefully as time goes on I will do
13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. Probably go all shy and blush a lot
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. Have a miscarriage.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
15.)A. I get nosebleeds before I am ever ill.
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. Yes, I have 1 little doggy and I have 2 gerbils (although I think one of them has possibly passed - I need to check
)
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. I doubt I'd be home.
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A. What a lovely, thoughtful and kind fella
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Really scary!
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A. The tops of my thighs, I hate them.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. Depends on the potential crime.
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Dark Brown
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. Yes, the once and they let me go without charge, thankfully.
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. Not fussed.
25.)Q. If you won 10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Pay my mortgage arrears then book that flight to LA!
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A. Who knows.........
27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A. In a pub I guess.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. Yes I do, but I believe that they're NOT the troubled souls of those that have passed...... its complicated.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. Take Tessie down the beach and get some lovely fresh air. Oh, and go to gigs
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Yes, far too much and I'm currently making a concerted effort to stop.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. Ignorance.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Sad
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A. Not really; I think my time has passed. For others though, maybe.
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A. Talk.
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A. I'm getting there.
36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
36.)A. You can copy and repost this on my page if you want to sweetheart
1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A.No, but I am a dab hand at reheating things!
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.I can't remember, I didn't really think much about it when I was a kid.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.To be able to sing really well.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. At the moment, probably a lemonade.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. Sweetcorn.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. The Greatest Man That Ever Lived (it is about Jesus).
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.) A.Aries.
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. Yes to both and no doubt more to come too.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A. I don't know that I have any now - I used to smoke, drink, and bite my nails but I don't do any of those anymore!
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A. That means a completely different thing in the UK! But yeah, I'd give you a 'lift' anytime
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A. Football I suppose.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A. Depends on the day. I wish I was more optimistic and hopefully as time goes on I will do
13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A. Probably go all shy and blush a lot
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A. Have a miscarriage.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
15.)A. I get nosebleeds before I am ever ill.
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. Yes, I have 1 little doggy and I have 2 gerbils (although I think one of them has possibly passed - I need to check
)
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A. I doubt I'd be home.
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A. What a lovely, thoughtful and kind fella
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A. Really scary!
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A. The tops of my thighs, I hate them.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. Depends on the potential crime.
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A. Dark Brown
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A. Yes, the once and they let me go without charge, thankfully.
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A. Not fussed.
25.)Q. If you won 10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
25.)A. Pay my mortgage arrears then book that flight to LA!
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A. Who knows.........
27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A. In a pub I guess.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A. Yes I do, but I believe that they're NOT the troubled souls of those that have passed...... its complicated.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A. Take Tessie down the beach and get some lovely fresh air. Oh, and go to gigs
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A. Yes, far too much and I'm currently making a concerted effort to stop.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A. Ignorance.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A. Sad
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A. Not really; I think my time has passed. For others though, maybe.
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A. Talk.
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A. I'm getting there.
36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
36.)A. You can copy and repost this on my page if you want to sweetheart
aeterna:
Thanks for adding me!
I came across this and thought it would be a nice way for us to get to know each other . I mean we add friends but , to me friends are people you want to get to know.
Hope we can use this as a tool to see a bit father into each others world.
I want to know 36 things about you. I...
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Hope we can use this as a tool to see a bit father into each others world.
I want to know 36 things about you. I...
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zigs:
Oh shucks! thank you doll!
thank you doll! I had a day off today. I planned to go to the local shop get some pc items I saw last trip. But funny I got on to check a few blogs of people to make sure the world was good. I sat looking through my friends list and even if I didn't drop a comment I made it through each one and was so...
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evangelin:
Thank you for the request and the compliments You cracked me up with having to turn it upside down......I can tell you from experience, do not log in to SG if you have things to do. You can get sucked in!!!! and that's before you look at the nakie pics! 
You cracked me up with having to turn it upside down......I can tell you from experience, do not log in to SG if you have things to do. You can get sucked in!!!! and that's before you look at the nakie pics! 
diaz:
Thank you so much!!
xox
xox
This goes in the WTF files . I work at this site over night a few nights a week. So I usually do my paper work for my primary job there . This morning around 3:10 am I go out to my jeep to get some charts , I am revamping. I see what I think is a dog , So I called him figure'in...
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seeress:
lol probably a good idea to live by. at least not the wild ones. your pets might be sad if they didn't get fed.
lil_em:
Sounds interesting!..........
Awwww. cute wolfey! I'm glad you gave him a lil treat!
xx
Awwww. cute wolfey! I'm glad you gave him a lil treat!
xx