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Sex expose!

Apr 16, 2021
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@chroi tricked me into this!

As we all know, this platform has much to do with sexuality. So why don't we share some truth about what our sexual behavior really is like? Here I offer to write 3-5 honest facts about your sexuality. They can be any! Anything you are ready to share. I understand that the topic is delicate, so I made even the amount flexible. I understand, that for many people there are things about their sexuality that they will share only with a partner, and may be some they won't share with anyone.

Here is what I am ready to share😊:

1. I'd say that, and you can quote me on this, sex is very enjoyable. You should have sex at some point in your life. Write your experience down in your diary or journal, in case you need to go back to it for reference, for the next time you have sex.

2. Sex feels pretty good, I give sex 3 out of 5 stars (my highest review of anything ever).

3. I like to have sex with ladys, they feel pretty good. If the right man comes along, I might have sex with him, if he asks nicely.

4. I had sex with my dream partner once. She let me take pictures, which was nice. I should get the film developed some time.

5. One time, aftet sex, I said a few words in French. The lady was amazed that I spoke French. Honestly, I was just repeating something I heard on the first De La Soul album. I didn't know it was French.

6. I got married once. The entire experience was absolutely miserable. I rate marriage 3 out of 5 stars (the lowest review I've given anything, ever)

7. The nice lady that was (persons name redacted) best friend in high school, put my penis between her boobs once. She let me video it. I should watch that video some time.

8. The only time I smoke weed is when the nice lady I'm having sex with offers me some. Is that a sex thing? It sounds like a sex thing.

So, that's my sex, all true and accounted for in a ledger. If you have done sex, or are thinking of doing sex, please copy this and tells us your sex experience.

chroi:
5/5 rating for this blog, you're the best, thanks for sharing 🤗
Apr 17, 2021
gumballhead:
@chroi Thanks! That was very fun to do, and it could have gone on for about 20 more different points!
Apr 17, 2021

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