i guess i could write something... its hard to keep up w/ all the online journals i have and i think its boring to just crosspost the same old thing over all the sites. anyway.
we have a toilet paper fairy. we have run out of toilet paper about three times now, and i have, in a panicked, poopy bum moment, searched cabinets and found ONE LAST ROLL. three times. i dont know where this abundance of tp is coming from, but i like it. and its not cheapy, either, its my brand, quilted northern double roll. only the best for the bum.
i think im going to just make this a bit of a TMI post- yesterday, my divacup got stuck. i frantically tried to remove it, but i couldnt break the suction. i only managed to wriggle it into a strange position and ended up going to work like that and being 15 minutes late to boot. i had to walk around uncomfortably and then i spent my lunch hour in the bathroom. but i got it out, dont worry. i wasnt about to go to the ER hamster style, no way. (i use the divacup because i believe a capture method is not only less wasteful of paper products and precious landfill and sewer space, but also because it doesnt so heavily capitalize on a womans natural function, its cheaper, safer, and doesnt leach ones sensitive tissues dry.)
we are now the proud owners of another black volkswagen jetta. haha. what dorks. i know what i like and i stick to it- northern quilted, dachshunds, apple computers, and volkswagens. i dont have brand loyalty over anything else i can think of, though. oh, by the way, did you know that if you drive your car through a big puddle, your spark plugs might get wet and you can DIE in the middle of a busy intersection at rush hour morning traffic time? oh, yeah, it can happnen. i mean, i had HEARD not to drive through big expanses of water, but i always thought that was because they didnt want you to hydroplane. i have a questioning mind, i have to know the WHY behind things or i wont trust them. nobody ever told me why, but i had to wait for my spark plugs to dry out before i could get to work, two hours late. it hasnt been my week for punctuality.
last night we went to my friend angelas roller skating birthday party. it was so much fun. and ridiculously difficult. my whole body hurts today,and i didnt even fall down. i brought her 25 balloons (i had to drive an hour to her place with my rearview completely obscured.). they put on a pretty birthday song and made her skate all alone on the rink and a tiny skater brought her a glow necklace. it was all very cute. then the owner of the rink gave us a free pitcher of soda. (he probably thought we out of shape pot smokers were going to have heat strokes and/or coronaries in his rink and he didnt want to be liable.)
meh, its time to go to work now. ho hum. another day, another dollar.
we have a toilet paper fairy. we have run out of toilet paper about three times now, and i have, in a panicked, poopy bum moment, searched cabinets and found ONE LAST ROLL. three times. i dont know where this abundance of tp is coming from, but i like it. and its not cheapy, either, its my brand, quilted northern double roll. only the best for the bum.
i think im going to just make this a bit of a TMI post- yesterday, my divacup got stuck. i frantically tried to remove it, but i couldnt break the suction. i only managed to wriggle it into a strange position and ended up going to work like that and being 15 minutes late to boot. i had to walk around uncomfortably and then i spent my lunch hour in the bathroom. but i got it out, dont worry. i wasnt about to go to the ER hamster style, no way. (i use the divacup because i believe a capture method is not only less wasteful of paper products and precious landfill and sewer space, but also because it doesnt so heavily capitalize on a womans natural function, its cheaper, safer, and doesnt leach ones sensitive tissues dry.)
we are now the proud owners of another black volkswagen jetta. haha. what dorks. i know what i like and i stick to it- northern quilted, dachshunds, apple computers, and volkswagens. i dont have brand loyalty over anything else i can think of, though. oh, by the way, did you know that if you drive your car through a big puddle, your spark plugs might get wet and you can DIE in the middle of a busy intersection at rush hour morning traffic time? oh, yeah, it can happnen. i mean, i had HEARD not to drive through big expanses of water, but i always thought that was because they didnt want you to hydroplane. i have a questioning mind, i have to know the WHY behind things or i wont trust them. nobody ever told me why, but i had to wait for my spark plugs to dry out before i could get to work, two hours late. it hasnt been my week for punctuality.
last night we went to my friend angelas roller skating birthday party. it was so much fun. and ridiculously difficult. my whole body hurts today,and i didnt even fall down. i brought her 25 balloons (i had to drive an hour to her place with my rearview completely obscured.). they put on a pretty birthday song and made her skate all alone on the rink and a tiny skater brought her a glow necklace. it was all very cute. then the owner of the rink gave us a free pitcher of soda. (he probably thought we out of shape pot smokers were going to have heat strokes and/or coronaries in his rink and he didnt want to be liable.)
meh, its time to go to work now. ho hum. another day, another dollar.
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that is so cute.
my veronica has a red sweater with a black fur collar. haha
*i need to learn how to spell*
[Edited on Nov 23, 2004 1:41PM]