Nothin' like knowing there's a three-day weekend coming up to take a little edge off the work week.
My intentions are as follows:
1. Drink myself into oblivion on Friday night.
2. Sleep off the hangover on Saturday morning.
3. Continue sleeping until it's time to get up and drink some more.
4. Light fireworks while being careful not to blow my drunk ass up.
5. Repeat as necessary.
My intentions are as follows:
1. Drink myself into oblivion on Friday night.
2. Sleep off the hangover on Saturday morning.
3. Continue sleeping until it's time to get up and drink some more.
4. Light fireworks while being careful not to blow my drunk ass up.
5. Repeat as necessary.