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Wednesday May 05, 2004

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An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him.

He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.


The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. "I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do" bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome- plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
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kay:
Fair enough. smile

I would have been devesated to have run over the turtle. I have issues with people who hunt. Baiting bears and the likes. Just frustrates me to no end. I could kill an animal if I was only in mortal danger, and the chances of that ever really happening are slim to none. Humans on the other hand, are a completely different story. I agree with you whole heartedly, and I have no issue ever defending co-workers, family or friends if the occassion calls for it.

It is nice that your company seems to appreciate you as they do. That seems so very rare these days. I am constantly beating my head against the wall here. People we have gotten rid of, that are doing a rotten job, are always getting promoted and a raise. Today I found out some interesting information, it reads more like a horror story really and it is all I can do not to start beating upper management. Sigh.

Anyway, I am all about the flame thrower and locking the fire exits. smile
May 12, 2004
thefuckingdaddy:
you had me at Kubrick & Phillip K. Dick <---

[Edited on May 17, 2004 1:13PM]
May 17, 2004

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