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(laughter) While I do indeed have beach front property, it is frozen beach front property. Though I am told we will be doing our Polar Plunge next week. I think I'm going to opt out of that. Sudden coronary due to my stupidity and alcohol swilling does not sound like good press.

Yes, I hear that our Tiki lounge was well met last week with various participants drinking and reading each other stories out of Penthouse. Hence, I am opting out for this evenings festivities.