I got a picture up of my insanely hot girlfriend, Jessica... this is the picture that got me interested in her in the first place about two years ago... Can you believe I'm the first guy she's ever loved, and ontop of that, she's 100% virgin? I'm so lucky
(...okay, so she's not as much of a virgin now...but hey, atleast it was me and not some other guy
Fine, so we haven't had sex, but we've done everything but, which is cool with me
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(... why am I telling you people this?
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EDIT: (after the first two responses)
...I just wrecked my car...
I was going around a left corner, hydroplaned, did a 360 across the road, hit several trees on my passenger side, did another 360, and finally got stuck in the mud on the far left hand side of the road... my left arm is sprained (possibly cracked, going to doctor in the morning) and my car is totalled... my beautiful 2000 Ford Explorer Sport is totalled...
Jess came out and stayed with me all day, though... and I'm fine except for some aches and pains... and no other people/vehicles were involved, so thats good... but WHY ME?!

(...okay, so she's not as much of a virgin now...but hey, atleast it was me and not some other guy


(... why am I telling you people this?

EDIT: (after the first two responses)
...I just wrecked my car...


Jess came out and stayed with me all day, though... and I'm fine except for some aches and pains... and no other people/vehicles were involved, so thats good... but WHY ME?!

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God Jul och Gott Nytt Ar.
(Merry X'mas and a Happy New Year in Swedish).
lucky bastard...er...I mean...good tidings to all men...whatever...