So I'm sittin here going through the daily SG stuff when all of a sudden my Justice(my pitbull) farts real loud. Then the fog hits my nostrils and my eyes tear up. I think he should stop eating Kibbles n Bits. He's getting neutered this weekend, so everyone say goodbye to his balls.
Went out last night to Gentlemen Jim's to celebrate my friend Amanda's 23rd b-day - met a very nice gal(unfortunately for me, she's lez, but that's how my luck rolls
), As I'm walking to my car, she yells out her window, "Griff! I love ya!" - that's awfully damn sweet to say. Musta been the shots we took!
Oh yeah - I paid my divorce lawyer bill completely today! That means it is all over with - so a big FUCK YOU whore
to my ex
. Nah, I shouldn't be that way, but I can't help it.
I had a sexual dream about her last night - I was showering, she jumped in, we went at it for about one minute, then I actually pushed her away saying that it was wrong - IN MY DREAM!!! I woke up in a cold sweat and felt so dirty - thank goodness I'm single, cause that killed my libido for the next month I think.
Went out last night to Gentlemen Jim's to celebrate my friend Amanda's 23rd b-day - met a very nice gal(unfortunately for me, she's lez, but that's how my luck rolls
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Oh yeah - I paid my divorce lawyer bill completely today! That means it is all over with - so a big FUCK YOU whore
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I had a sexual dream about her last night - I was showering, she jumped in, we went at it for about one minute, then I actually pushed her away saying that it was wrong - IN MY DREAM!!! I woke up in a cold sweat and felt so dirty - thank goodness I'm single, cause that killed my libido for the next month I think.