So I went to so you think you can dance last week.
It was really good, the crowd thought it was some boy band concert at first, so they were screaming and whatnot, but once they realized it was a performace they settled down... Otherwise I woulda had to start punching heads.
So everything was going fine.
Till the second act started, which opened with Ramalama bang bang, which was the one dance I think everyone wanted to see.
Unfortunately the 360lbs 6' tall bitch 3 rows ahead of me decided to stand up during this dance, blocking the stage for most people behind her... seeing as she covered most of the stage.
People told her to sit down, the person threw a wadded up gum wrapper at her.. She didn't notice.
I got up to politely ask her to sit down because some people couldn't see.(cause I'm polite, go fig)
But a second wad of gum wrapper hit her and she spun around, seeing me getting up, she thought it was me, flipped me off, and yelled at me.
Now anyone who knows me, knows I'm quiet, don't yell, and yeah, am very calm.
Not when I started yelling at this bitch to sit her fat ass down.
She counted with "I paid 60 dollars for this ticket!"
Oh really? I thought your burst through the wall like a bloated koolaid man. My mistake.
"It's a consert!"
No, it's a performace, and your giant ass is blocking the stage for 12 people sitting behind you.
So I yelled at her for the dance, the user told her to sit down, which she didn't do still, she just kept standing there, waving her arms about off the beat. I'm pretty sure it was the most exercise she's had in years.
After the dance was over she turned around and flipped everyone behind her off.... With not one... BUT TWO HANDS! the double duce! Truely, it was an unimpressive sight. All the while everyone shouting at her to sit her ass down.
This is a pretty decent story if you don't know me. But if you know me it's better, mainly because I don't even remember the last time I yelled at someone, let alone in the middle of a performace, at a stranger, and in public.
I'd hunt her down and run her over in my car... But I don't want a shit stain across my hood
It was really good, the crowd thought it was some boy band concert at first, so they were screaming and whatnot, but once they realized it was a performace they settled down... Otherwise I woulda had to start punching heads.
So everything was going fine.
Till the second act started, which opened with Ramalama bang bang, which was the one dance I think everyone wanted to see.
Unfortunately the 360lbs 6' tall bitch 3 rows ahead of me decided to stand up during this dance, blocking the stage for most people behind her... seeing as she covered most of the stage.
People told her to sit down, the person threw a wadded up gum wrapper at her.. She didn't notice.
I got up to politely ask her to sit down because some people couldn't see.(cause I'm polite, go fig)
But a second wad of gum wrapper hit her and she spun around, seeing me getting up, she thought it was me, flipped me off, and yelled at me.
Now anyone who knows me, knows I'm quiet, don't yell, and yeah, am very calm.
Not when I started yelling at this bitch to sit her fat ass down.
She counted with "I paid 60 dollars for this ticket!"
Oh really? I thought your burst through the wall like a bloated koolaid man. My mistake.
"It's a consert!"
No, it's a performace, and your giant ass is blocking the stage for 12 people sitting behind you.
So I yelled at her for the dance, the user told her to sit down, which she didn't do still, she just kept standing there, waving her arms about off the beat. I'm pretty sure it was the most exercise she's had in years.
After the dance was over she turned around and flipped everyone behind her off.... With not one... BUT TWO HANDS! the double duce! Truely, it was an unimpressive sight. All the while everyone shouting at her to sit her ass down.
This is a pretty decent story if you don't know me. But if you know me it's better, mainly because I don't even remember the last time I yelled at someone, let alone in the middle of a performace, at a stranger, and in public.
I'd hunt her down and run her over in my car... But I don't want a shit stain across my hood
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.. moving to portland next month though...
about the fat bitch, i'd taker down ninja-style.
xoxo,
-desiree