A little excerpt:
About me:
I have lived in Sarasota all but one year of my life. I don't think I have an accent but to everyone else, I probably do. I've had three boyfriends. I've been dumped once. I don't know if I'll ever truly get over him. I do not know what my natural hair color is. I love the beach but the beach doesn't love me. I am a mix of Irish, Cherokee, English, German, and Norwegian. I do not play team sports. I love skiing, boogie boarding, swimming and dancing, but otherwise I am awkward and clumsily on my feet. I do not exercise for the sake of exercising. Standing in lines make me nervous. I am open minded enough to try just about anything once. While I like to plan ahead in everything, I'm impulsive once out on the town. I try to always accept invitations to parties or to go out because you never know when people will stop asking. I can sleep anywhere if exhausted enough. I believe moderation is key in everything but love. I respect all my peers until they disrespect me. I abhor gossip. I love rollercoasters and thrill rides. Generally I do not like horror flicks. I believe in contraception, not the abortion decision. I believe all people, no matter what age or gender, should be treated equally. I think all crimes are hate crimes. I am a progressive right libertarian. I believe all people should be able to do what they want with their own body and their own property. While I respect authority and I obey the law, I oppose income tax because it is not constitutional. I believe without capitalism, people would become apathetic. I am somewhat obsessive compulsive in that everything I have a lot of must be organized and alphabetized. I always pack too much. I am a flirt. I only show affection to those I truly like. I am stand-offish with men I don't like. I enjoy reading. I despise ignorance. I believe in signed contracts over handshakes. I'm very opinionated, though I don't give it unless it's asked for, or if I'm on a discussion forum. I don't eat breakfast. I am easily frustrated and easily exasperated. I love driving fast cars, but I cant drive stick shift. I am an addicted World of Warcraft player. Most rap/metal music pisses me off. Flashing lights give me a headache. I get car sick easily. I truly believe The Sims is the most addictive game ever made. I don't care much for church, but I believe in Jesus and His divinity. I am a realist. I don't think world peace will ever happen. I would only get a boobjob if my husband gave it to me as a gift. My friends would say I am somewhat self absorbed but also a polite listener. I hate camping but I like walking through the woods. I've never broken a bone but I've climbed more trees than I can remember. I find being ignored or interrupted is intolerable. I'm an omnivore. I cannot grow plants. I've never had a best friend. I never borrow money from my friends-you never know what the future holds. I am a movie fiend. I think fishnets are trashy. I never go out without my makeup done. I can't draw. I liked Algebra over Geometry. I am comfortable with silence as I'm usually lost in thought. I'm very competitive. I'm goal motivated. My mind is in the gutter a lot of the time. I'm gutsy at times. Jumping on a trampoline makes my stomach flipflop. I loathe fast food and the smell of it. I've never smoked a cigarette and the smell makes me sick. I always roll my windows down when going over a bridge. I detest fishing. Other women tend to hate me or love me, but mostly hate me. I cuss when I'm passionate about something. I love Southpark. I only regret what other people do. I only apologize when I mean it. I'm always honest with my friends. People will believe what they want about you no matter what you do, so you might as well do what you like.
About me:
I have lived in Sarasota all but one year of my life. I don't think I have an accent but to everyone else, I probably do. I've had three boyfriends. I've been dumped once. I don't know if I'll ever truly get over him. I do not know what my natural hair color is. I love the beach but the beach doesn't love me. I am a mix of Irish, Cherokee, English, German, and Norwegian. I do not play team sports. I love skiing, boogie boarding, swimming and dancing, but otherwise I am awkward and clumsily on my feet. I do not exercise for the sake of exercising. Standing in lines make me nervous. I am open minded enough to try just about anything once. While I like to plan ahead in everything, I'm impulsive once out on the town. I try to always accept invitations to parties or to go out because you never know when people will stop asking. I can sleep anywhere if exhausted enough. I believe moderation is key in everything but love. I respect all my peers until they disrespect me. I abhor gossip. I love rollercoasters and thrill rides. Generally I do not like horror flicks. I believe in contraception, not the abortion decision. I believe all people, no matter what age or gender, should be treated equally. I think all crimes are hate crimes. I am a progressive right libertarian. I believe all people should be able to do what they want with their own body and their own property. While I respect authority and I obey the law, I oppose income tax because it is not constitutional. I believe without capitalism, people would become apathetic. I am somewhat obsessive compulsive in that everything I have a lot of must be organized and alphabetized. I always pack too much. I am a flirt. I only show affection to those I truly like. I am stand-offish with men I don't like. I enjoy reading. I despise ignorance. I believe in signed contracts over handshakes. I'm very opinionated, though I don't give it unless it's asked for, or if I'm on a discussion forum. I don't eat breakfast. I am easily frustrated and easily exasperated. I love driving fast cars, but I cant drive stick shift. I am an addicted World of Warcraft player. Most rap/metal music pisses me off. Flashing lights give me a headache. I get car sick easily. I truly believe The Sims is the most addictive game ever made. I don't care much for church, but I believe in Jesus and His divinity. I am a realist. I don't think world peace will ever happen. I would only get a boobjob if my husband gave it to me as a gift. My friends would say I am somewhat self absorbed but also a polite listener. I hate camping but I like walking through the woods. I've never broken a bone but I've climbed more trees than I can remember. I find being ignored or interrupted is intolerable. I'm an omnivore. I cannot grow plants. I've never had a best friend. I never borrow money from my friends-you never know what the future holds. I am a movie fiend. I think fishnets are trashy. I never go out without my makeup done. I can't draw. I liked Algebra over Geometry. I am comfortable with silence as I'm usually lost in thought. I'm very competitive. I'm goal motivated. My mind is in the gutter a lot of the time. I'm gutsy at times. Jumping on a trampoline makes my stomach flipflop. I loathe fast food and the smell of it. I've never smoked a cigarette and the smell makes me sick. I always roll my windows down when going over a bridge. I detest fishing. Other women tend to hate me or love me, but mostly hate me. I cuss when I'm passionate about something. I love Southpark. I only regret what other people do. I only apologize when I mean it. I'm always honest with my friends. People will believe what they want about you no matter what you do, so you might as well do what you like.
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