So i was at the restroom in this gay club in Dallas last week. For those of you who have never had the pleasure of going into a restroom at a gay club, they are little party pods full of seedy sex and drugs. Both sexes wander freely into any bathroom, making for a mix of sexual practices sure to delight any concerned parent...
Anyways, I was near the sink with my roomate watching this transsexual tape her penis back in one of the stalls (they remove doors from stalls to try and prevent the sexual schmogasborg that occurs anyways)... It was quite interesting to watch her...she took about 10 minutes to do this. She was using duct tape and was taping the penis from the front...all the way to the ass cheeks....Then she calmly pulled on her daisy dukes and sashayed out to the dancefloor....God i love being gay....i mean in what fucking straight bathroom would you see or do things like in a gay bathroom.....NEVER
And THAT is my interesting story for the day...
Anyways, I was near the sink with my roomate watching this transsexual tape her penis back in one of the stalls (they remove doors from stalls to try and prevent the sexual schmogasborg that occurs anyways)... It was quite interesting to watch her...she took about 10 minutes to do this. She was using duct tape and was taping the penis from the front...all the way to the ass cheeks....Then she calmly pulled on her daisy dukes and sashayed out to the dancefloor....God i love being gay....i mean in what fucking straight bathroom would you see or do things like in a gay bathroom.....NEVER
And THAT is my interesting story for the day...
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i hope this is taken as a compliment, because it is intended to be given as one.
i can't say i haven't been schooled a couple times over in them.
tucking in the bathroom is just plain tacky, tho.
sheesh.
;>