groteskburlesk

I hate everything...

...except for one thing...

...which I can't have.

You're quite welcome to take wild stabs in the dark (hopefully some of them might hit me) at what it is I crave.

My swords have arrived.

They are beautiful.

I want more.

I will have more.

Although I have noticed a certain amount of wanting to stab/slash people seeping into my thoughts of late.

Who says movies don't influence people?

OK...

I need your help.

I have two choices for halloween costumes this year...

1. Yellow TrackSuit and my lovely new Katana. (as in Q & U's Kill Bill)

2. Dead Sid Vicious. (as in the obvious but with zombie make up on)

Which do you prefer?

My new base geetar will be arriving soon, aghhh!!! I'm just a little too excited.

For those who care its a lovely black Epiphone Explorer.

For those who don't care, it looks like something Metallica might use.

The funniest thing happened earlier this week. Somehow some Japanese Menthol Condoms arrived in our flat. Now I'm the ever curious cat so I decided it would be...
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Art Work for Sale

I have just placed an original Gary Hume (famous contemporary British artist) drawing up for auction on ebay (follow the link below to see it). I am disappointed to have to sell it but times are hard and to quote that fucking annoying red head, Mick Hucknall, "Money's to tight to mention..."

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3558107768&category=31346

If you are a collector or you just...
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I'm guessing someone got bored at SGHQ.

It brings to mind a proverb...

If it ain't broke don't fix it...

Don't you think.

Oh well. I suppose I'll have to learn to live with it.

Oh My God!

I just had the best night night out I've had in years.

I haven't really been going out all that much recently but this past couple of weeks I have kinda thought fuck it, lets get back out there. And it didn't take me long to revert to my old self (which has been missing for a long while).

The club is...
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I hurt myself today,

to see if I feel.

I focus on the pain,

the only thing thats real.

The needle tears a hole,

the old familiar sting.

Try to kill it all away,

but I remember everything.

What have I become,

my sweetest friend.

Everyone I know goes away in the end.

And you could have it all,

my empire of dirt.

I would...
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I can be your liar
I can be your bearer of bad news
sick and uninspired by the diamonds in your fire
burning like a flame inside of you
but is this just desire or the truth
so shame on me for the ruse
shame on me for the blues
another one returned that I'll never use
but I won't go getting tired of you...
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Ok. So that profile pic didn't go down well, so heres another go...