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some say that when life gives you lemons make lemonade (where do they get the sugar?)

I say, when life gives you lemons squirt life in the eye with 'em!
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when I watch a skateboarder wipe out I go "ouch" in my head. When i see someone eat it and faceplant on a razor scooter I laugh out loud. It never gets old.
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Derntal Sthurgery sthucks. I can't feel my face but in a little while I know I am not gonna be happy.frown
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I am experiencing a new found hatred for construction workers. No offense guys, but 5am, why? Start at 7:30 or 8 like the rest of us. Gawd. I can understand if it were in the summer and scorching mid day, but it will top out here at 66. Good thing I'm outta here today. smile
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Note to self. When choosing a hotel in a different city (this time Phoenix) pick the one WITHOUT the bulldozers and backhoes in front of it. I think they are doing it on purpose. Who starts work at 5 am?
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Still bored. Where can I buy a life? Is there like a holiday sale on them? All I see are dead computers and cables and junk.
grope4luna:
Still looking for some excitement. Boredom and ennui are not for me.
grope4luna:
I tried t but someone sniped me....damn hackers..wink
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Bored to tears. Too bored to even sleep. Ugh.
grope4luna:
I wish. Waiting for material...All I can think of is the lyrics for Longview...


Sit around and watch the tube,but nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old shit
In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm fucking lazy

Peel me off this velcro seat and get me moving
I sure as hell can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a DOG IN HEAT
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to MY OWN CELL
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise

Sit around and watch the phone,but no one's calling
Call me pathetic,call me WHAT YOU WILL
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one SHE'S got
When masturbation's lost its fun
You're fucking lazy