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Thursday May 08, 2008

May 8, 2008
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Today started off really weird.

I was running late to work, so I didn't grab breakfast at home. Instead, I went to the cafeteria at work to get an omelet once I got in. That's not weird. But, while I was standing there, waiting for the cook to make my spinach, mushroom and cheese omelet, he turned to me and said, "Are you married?"

"Yes," I replied, showing him my ring.

"Can I ask you a question then? I need some advice."

"Um, okay, sure."

"What do you do if your woman doesn't satisfy you? I mean, what can you say?"

Well, I wasn't really sure how to respond to that one. So I just kind of laughed, and said, "Not much." I mean, what kind of advice does one give in that situation! I just wanted my omelet!

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