groove

Here's what happened. I'm driving on the freeway, traffic is fast, and i'm trying to look out for all the bad drivers, when a mid-sized bubble window Japanese style delivery truck pulls up next to me and begins honking. I ignore him, and take my foot off the gas to slow dow. So does he. I speed up, so does he. The whole time he's honking, trying to get me to look over. Gross.

So after 5 minutes of this honking and leering i flip him off, without looking over. Then i can hear him yelling, and yelling...which was very funny. I almost called the phone number on his truck to rat him out, but then, why spoil his Christmas?

Hence the "jerkass", hence the "jerkass".
(okay, that was a stolen and modified line from Jennifer Patterson's cooking show Two Fat Ladies: "Hence the Cardinal!"--if you got that, you're brilliant!)

Have a Groovy Christmas to you and yous!