Poker Player
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally droppedsome cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick themup, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under herdress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit hishead onthe table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that,well indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs ofthis offer, John confirms that he is interested.
She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons andJohn doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. on Friday.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to thebedroom and closed their transaction. John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering thehouse, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house thisafternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stopfor afew minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And didhe give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was h oping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house thisafternoon on his way home and pay me back."
NOW THAT MY FRIENDSIS A POKER PLAYER!
Two couples were playing poker one evening. John accidentally droppedsome cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick themup, he noticed Bill's wife Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under herdress!
Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit hishead onthe table and emerged red-faced.
Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?"
Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that,well indeed he did.
She said, " Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500."
After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs ofthis offer, John confirms that he is interested.
She tells him that since her husband Bill works Friday afternoons andJohn doesn't, John should be at her house around 2 p.m. on Friday.
When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house at 2 p.m.sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 they went to thebedroom and closed their transaction. John quickly dressed and left.
As usual, Bill came home from work at 6 p.m. and upon entering thehouse, asked his wife abruptly. "Did John come by the house thisafternoon?"
With a lump in her throat Sue answered "Why yes, he did stopfor afew minutes this afternoon."
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, "And didhe give you $500?"
In terror she assumed that somehow he had found out and after mustering her best poker face, replied, "Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500."
Bill, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, "Good, I was h oping he did. John came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised me he'd stop by our house thisafternoon on his way home and pay me back."
NOW THAT MY FRIENDSIS A POKER PLAYER!
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So, going to catch a little golf this weekend, huh? Your hints were quite subtle, ya know. I heard someone say that Baseball is a sport, Basketball is a sport, and Golf is an addiction. *giggle* So, it sounds like you might agree.
Have a great weekend, and I'm sure Miss Catie has read your sweet words and would return the sentiment.