grizz3rd

This is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a six year
old is.
They think so logically.
A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to
gather
the building materials for his home.
She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full
of straw
and said: "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my
house?"

The teacher paused then asked the class: "And what do you think the man
said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, "I think
the man would
have said: "Well, fuck me! A talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.