grizz3rd

FIRST DATE
This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or
not!!! We have all had bad dates...but this takes the cake. This
just tells you how tough it is to be single now-a-days .
This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the audience
To find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The
Winner described her worst first date experience. There absolutely was
no question as to why her tale took the prize! She said, "It was
midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing
to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no overnight).
They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The
Outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home
late that afternoon. They were driving back down the mountain, when she
Gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra
latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which
she did for awhile.Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and
let her pee beside the road,or it would be the front seat of his
car.They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her
pants
down and started.
Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have Good footing, so she
leaned her butt to rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her
companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she
could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation.Upon finishing however, she soon became
aware of another sensation. As she bent to pull up her pants, the young
lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender.
Thoughts of tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from
the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a
brand new problem due to the extreme cold. Horrified by her
plight and yet aware of the humor she answered her date's concerns
about what is taking so long with a reply that indeed, she was
freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance. He came around
the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she
looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing.
She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
Compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical
as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both
agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the
grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only
one
way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time
date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As for
the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down... or
Perhaps that should be pants down. And you thought your first date
Was embarrassing. Jay Leno's comment - - - -This gives a whole new
meaning To being pissed off.