Joke of the day
Two friends who work together realized they had the same wedding aniversary.
One was older and had been married quite some time. The youngewr one was still a newly wed.
Th oldedr one said this year I am getting my wife a Diamond Necklace and a Mercedes.
So if she dosen't like the necklace she can take it back in style.
The yunger said this year I am getting my wife some flip flops and a dildo.
That way if she dosen't like the flip flops she can go fuck herself
Two friends who work together realized they had the same wedding aniversary.
One was older and had been married quite some time. The youngewr one was still a newly wed.
Th oldedr one said this year I am getting my wife a Diamond Necklace and a Mercedes.
So if she dosen't like the necklace she can take it back in style.
The yunger said this year I am getting my wife some flip flops and a dildo.
That way if she dosen't like the flip flops she can go fuck herself
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3 days until I rejoin the land of drinking and 10 days until my Marine gets here...HOORAY! I'll let you know how it goes...