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I am back in my old haunting grounds of Orlando. It is good to be in a place where I know my way around. It does suck however because it makes me miss living here so much. The best years of my life so far was when I lived here.

I use to have so much fun to many stories to list. The Army may...
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5 Cities down 3 to go. I am leaving Ft Lauderdale where I thought I was going to have to give the local liquor rep some wall to wall counseling.

Instead I let him him know that just because the company he works for paid me to put thier name on the side of my Bus dose not make me his do boy.

After we...
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Joke of the day


A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She
was a very good-looking woman, and determined to
keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to
place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She
thought long and...
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Here I am in the wonderful city of Pittsburgh. If anybody knoiws of any thing to do here please let me know.

P.S. I miss you alll

"Dream as if you'll live forever, and live as if you'll die tomorrow"

My time at home or not on the road has once again come and gone. I am about to par take on a 12 week Journey that will take me from Detroit to Miami with 7 stops in between. So if I have not been the Ben I normally am I have busy getting ready.

For those of you who don't know my name is...
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"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."

HAPPY HUMP DAY

"Humor is the sunshine of the mind"

Always being one to try and part words of wisdom or stupid trivial knowledge actually here is a good one.


In the heyday of sailing ships, all war ships and
many freighters carried iron cannons. Those cannons
fired round iron cannon balls. It was necessary to
keep a good supply near the cannon, but how to
prevent them from rolling about the deck?

The best...
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Well of beautiful friends of mine. Once again I have made it back from BarTenders Bash alive andd kicking. A great time was had by all a lot of drinking and debauchery. I hope you had a great weekend. I will leave you with a joke for the day.


Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outta
night crawlers....
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A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a
letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept
with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to
his buddies...
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My next trip is by far my favorite one of the year. It is bartenders bash at Isla Mirada which just so happens to be in the Florida keys. Basicaly it si three days of drinking and girls in very tiny bathing suits or one that is airbrushed on.

Just so nobody get jealous i will be working while down there. granted it is only...
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