greyfeather

Once there was an ant and a grasshopper. The Grasshopper was lazy, but the ant was a hard worker.

The grasshopper liked to smoke marijuana and lay around watching those really god-awful shows like "ghosthunters" for hours on end, and hung out in mission beach a lot hoping to get in fist fights or at least see a fist fight.

The ant, however, worked very hard, had a diversified stock portfolio, lots of equity in his ant farm, and could name all the members of the city counsel and even all nine supreme court justices.

"You work too hard" said the grasshopper to the ant, on a beautiful late summer day. The ant merely gave a non-commital shrug and went about his business as normal. The ant did this because he knew his way was better, and also because he didn't want to engage in a conversation with the grasshopper, as grasshoppers will never shut the fuck up once they start talking.

A few months later, the grasshopper died from starving and he also froze to death, because it was an unusually cold winter and he got too high and forgot how to hibernate. The same day the ant died of brain cancer.

The Moral- Being a bug is stupid